SiLvOR

Full time. Shite

If there's any justice we get a 98th winner

Fuck me Willock what was that man

Their kit looks like fucking 5 a side bibs. We can't draw to that ffs

As relieved as I am, this is still very disappointing. We need a win here

I'm so far behind just getting reviewed on my screen

Oh for fuck sake

Find it remarkable that Premier league players kick a ball so fucking tamely towards goal

Course he turns into prime Schmeichel

Why the fuck didn't we go all out for a winger man

For some reason my mind went immediately to Paddy McGuinnes saying "lights out, all out" on that dating show which I can't even fucking remember the name of.

Honestly, anything other than a win here is unacceptable. That's if we're to actually have a decent season. They're not going to be as horrific as they were when Parker was there, but we should absolutely be beating them. Hopefully we have everyone back for this.

Really liked him. Was furious that fucking Ryan Taylor kept him out the side for so damn long. Another Pardew masterclass. Shame Santon's career didn't quite take off like it could/should have.

Well I've learned that I don't know shit about football pre 90s

fuck

I reckon you should tweet him an apology

Damn uce you didn't have to annihilate me like that

Can't believe how much of an upgrade he is on Dubs. Really didn't think there was that much difference when he was brought in, but he's just so sturdy, love how easily he catches a cross.

Pope was pretty good tbh

Paqueta winner

Following just by reading in here. Are we shit again?

Why aren't we winning

We're gonna fucking smash em.

The hero of pre seasons for a number of years wish he'd have made a bigger impact

That was my favourite bit, I'm hoping it's Ginolas face on his shins or something