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creased at that. Then the hammering blow of reality struck me when I saw the title again. Fuck this gay Earth. EDIT: Urgh, didn't crease at you Mike. No offence, just was laughing at what happened on the other page. Clarity.

Yeah, I read the name in an aussie accent - you're definitely right

MARKO SCHWARZER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Something about it being uncharacteristic.

Everybody else seems to get battered for maybe 60 minutes tops. We get fucked the entire match, it's ridiculous. We do roll over quite a lot though. Ah ffs here I go bringing our shit into the game again. Fuck off will ya

What the hell was that random outburst of music which was quickly replaced by a boring announcement

I'm supposed to be watching Raid ffs. Why are my mates so shit

OI. I meant that the poor guy hasn't scored yet, bet he would love to stumble one in the net. Fucking calling me out like that

Sort of goal Willo would love to score

Don't do this to me man.

Let's just enjoy the game without our bullshit, yeah?

I'm sorry what!! When the fuck did that enter your head! Fucking ages ago, man. When it was all "He's gonna make a big signing!" and shit. This was in the before times. When we had hope. Ashley making a signing like that. Is just so ridiculous

Good goal Dorrans

I'm sorry what!! When the fuck did that enter your head!

Aguero is so good

That's true. Everything about that club is rotten though. Their ground looks like a fucking hospital for god's sake.

Anyone but QPR, hope those fuckers rot.

Stevenage relegated. Good.

Charlton had about 4 games in hand and they're still fucked

I could see Klopp going there tbh, must be pretty annoying having your best players leave every year.

Following Fergie was always going to be horrible for whoever done it. Moyes didn't have a chance tbh.

I'm so fucking jealous. Party with Pardy carries on meanwhile another one bites the dust. Urgh.

About to post that word for word

Alcaraz looks like some random Dad who's walked on by accident

Dwight is so fucking annoying