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As if that fat cunt just plucked that

Talking about that moment for years to come. AS if we fucking will you plank

Poise about that attack. Do fuck off you complete cliche spewing lunch

Me too. Go have fun with my milf. Not sure if this is inception or just incest now. I'll give up.

Me too. Go have fun with my milf.

I think I might go watch Twilight with my Mum.

Wow. 3/4 passes in our half, back to the keeper, HOOF, lose possession. It's scarily similar.

Yep. Like watching a Newcastle game, as you've alluded to. it's quite scary how similar it is so far.

Is our aim here to hold on for 70 minutes and hope for a "bit of magic"?

Yeah wtf is up with that.

Cos he's just as much of a pussyclart as Shearer

My fears exactly.

Keegan's second stint felt so surreal to me. It never really sank in that he was our manager again until it was too late

The bit in bold for me does it, how people can claim he doesn't know what he's doing is bizarre! (Not saying people on here btw, just I have heard it )

My Dad is constantly pissed off at him

Gotta be burying that man

Good God almighty some people.

4/12 ffs.

Need Wilf to get speedin'

Wouldn't sell him for any amount. He's a special talent, the likes of which we won't see again for many years.

Holy shit this is gonna be a long ass summer.

what an anti climax

I seriously get none of this shit on my feed, you lot must follow some right pillocks

Dw, the voice of the Geordie Nation has already allayed any fears of Pardew being gone.

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