SiLvOR

I mean more every time I see Cleverly, he looks a bit jaded and "cba", except for when he played against us last year

Cleverly seems forever off the pace

Just turned on, wtf Slim Phil Dowd?!

I suppose it's one more weekend that won't be totally fucking ruined by our pitiful football. Yay.

Mercifully I think I'm missing the first half due to playing 5 a side. Be back just in time for Pardew's second half inspirational transformations though.

Beyond sick of Pardew now.

Just got back in, how's it been?

This is our year boys.

I can't believe people would seriously advocate starting Shola Ameobi in 2013.

The most he deserves would be a 20 minute bench cameo, which is his only useful role. If he starts then I'll get proper sweary and stuff.

He's fast. That's pretty much it. Idiotic stuff. I mean it's literally what you'd do on FIFA cos it works not real life. Just no.

I actually can't get my head round the thinking of putting Sissoko on the wing.

poty tbh.

God damn it Dave

oh my life, why are we just so terrible

FUCK OFF SHOLA MAN SICK OF YOU. TWAT.

MORE LIK LOWLITES Edit: Go fuck yourself Sifu.

I think we may be Sack the kitman. The kitman is a bag.

Right this literally reads as though we're queuing up for shots, wtf

Cabaye sends a shot from 30 yards just inches wide. So close 21 mins #nufc #Rangers 21' - Great 20-yard strike from Yohan Cabaye on the turn but the ball curls away from Cammy Bell's left-hand post. Unlucky Guess who used the hyperbole

Ex-Hartlepool striker Jon Daly just steamed into Krul in the first minute. Krul is fine to continue but it was a bit late #nufc we're gonna have like 6 fit players

Well that'll be Hatem injured, with his boot subsequently flying off and nailing Krul in the eye. Cheers mate.

You're going to type this 38 times. what a depressing post

Jonas fucking starting

"Man Up" ffs Bunch of tarts.