SiLvOR

Why does Joey have an alice band on

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48411000/jpg/_48411327_cole_goal.jpg Have that ya good looking bastards.

This.

Fucking hell who took the photo, Lee Ryder

Why is he trying to give off the illusion that we're a poxy club who should be thankful to even be in the Premier League? Cunts. All of them.

That's a way of looking at it.

Can't get over how ugly Kuyt is

Feels like last season didn't end, we're just continuing in this one way ticket to shitville. Shitville. Yep.

Epicentre of the Banterverse

Well I don't think he should be in ahead of Marveaux

Gosling.

As long as we stay up, Ashley couldn't give a toss. We're not going to go down, (I don't think anyway, the three that came up are going back down for me), Ashley will think that'll do. No investment needed in his eyes.

Ah that's alright then. New records are always nice to be fair. x

Ah fuck lads I just got cramp in my groin, what a shit night

OH OFFSIDE. HA. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR DEBUT GOAL YA TWAT WITH YA BIG HEAD.

Heavy.

Debut goal, guaranteed.

Where the fuck is Shola when you need him, NICE ONE PARDS.

Cisse just thinking "fuck off"

Too early to black out this hard. You got 10 months! Nah man, I'm still spewing from last season I started thinking about Tahiti and my levels jumped a bit, but it's too soon. Saving it for deadline day. OH GOD. They'd walk through us man, it's unreal.

Too early to black out this hard. You got 10 months! Nah man, I'm still spewing from last season

Newcastle United

Oh my God that's exactly what he'll say and all.

WHAT. TAKE OFF OUR BEST PLAYER. YOU FUCKING. OH MY GOD.

OH FUCKIN G HELL TIOTE P[ASS IT YOU BRAINLESS CUNT MAN