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What a result and we didn't even play well, yet still win! NAAAAAAAWWWTYYYYY!

Jesus christ my TV keeps lagging at the wrong point, this is horrible.

SEND THAT DIRTY CUNT OFF

Jesus Chieck.

FUCK OFF SHOLA YOU CUNT

Fuck off Brown you bean

What a fucking joke that pen decision was.

Well this is going well

Gona be unveiled as our new striker. Mass celebrations in the streets, women crying, men high fiving, children singing and dancing. The Ameobi Tri Force.

Little bit nervous now, not gonna lie.

Don't think that pic's gay enough

This is the sort of bid you'd put in on fifa/fm just for a rofl. But real life?!?!? Mike man, http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/9083/picture15em.png

Looks like fucking gollum, the little maggot.

After being linked with Pieters and Cissoko, could you imagine if we end up with Bridge!? Think I'd go all De Niro in "Taxi Driver" tbh

Well that's tempting fate a bit isn't it

I want a scrappy 1-0. Picture the scene - A stoppage time corner, Cabaye floats the ball into the box which eludes everyone and heads towards the back post. There, greeted with an open goal, stands Joey Barton. He drops to nod the ball in but misjudges the bounce. To salvage the situation he raises his hand and prods the ball into the net. Barton wheels away, the Sunderland players stand in disbelief wating for the whistle to go to signal handball but unfortunately for them both Webb and his assistant's vision were obscured by Titus Bramble's fat arse. The goal stands. Seconds later the full time whistle is blown. Enraged Sunderland fans spill onto the pitch as stewards usher our boys down the tunnel to avoid the throngs of inbred, coin throwing spastics looking for a pagger. Fights break out amongst the home fans who are now covering the playing surface. Chairs are ripped out and thrown at the away end. After a few minutes rozzers in riot gear descend onto the playing surface and dish out a few well deserved beatings while police outside do their best to stop the celebrating away fans from meeting their less educated counterparts. Fast forward to Match of the Day and the moralising begins. "That boy Barton is at it again", Linekar will say with that oh so unsettling smirk. Hansen and Shearer will nod sagely. The newspapers will be no better - "The Hand of Sod!" the Sunday Mirror will shriek, while some bloated columnist will muse upon the impact Barton's latest indiscretion will have on the youth of this fine nation. Joey will go on national radio to justify his actions, claiming that the team would've suffered if he hadn't punched the ball into the net. Robbie Savage will agree and Alan Green won't hear him but will instead whinge about his viewing position at the Reebok for that days game, muttering that "it's a completely unacceptable way for a club like Bolton to treat a man like me", before cutting into his rant to bring us the breaking news that Sunderland will be forced to play their next 4 home games behind closed doors due to crowd trouble. "I thought they already were" Savage will say, "judging by the number of pink seats on display every other week!" And they'll all laugh. Now that's a derby, boys and girls. Beautiful, just beautiful

Keep dreaming.

This is fucking Arsenal fans all over.

This guy sounds thick as mince

He worked his socks off yesterday but we need more movement to get the best out of Cabaye, as Gallowgate Toon said. Seriously I dread to think what the score would have been yesterday had Nolan been playing instead. Cabaye is class, with the return of Ben Arfa and hopefully more pacey outlets, we should be a totally different prospect. I can't wait.

Tbf, Cabaye had Champions League football waiting for him, he still came. Perhaps Pardew is good at selling the idea we're "a club going forward, pushing on to get back into Europe." Dunno, just me being a blind optimist

So then, Pardew said after we get this striker whoever that may be, we have to wait until players leave as we're at the 25 squad limit. So with Jose and Xisco gone, including Pardews mystery striker, should I expect another two singings in this "one in, one out" policy? A left back obviously and possibly another striker?

Against us in the Carling cup most probably... Yeah don't worry about the other games he's totally wank in they eh? Fuck me.

He's not a judas. He's not a lying cunt. He's simply an amitious man who saw this regime for what it was. Liverpool are bigger and better than us, they're the ones who came in for him, that was his choice. Good luck to him, hope he does well there, just not against us obviously

He's so shit seriously what the fuck games are you lot watching?!!?