Smal

Apparently one of the board members has been told where his daughter works and that she'll be raped if they continue.

Eh? Why shouldn't people be allowed to have petitions against it?

I'm pleased for him, like. No doubt he'll be adored by Nice and their fans. I'll probably be them on FM next .

Markovic looks like he has a lot of potential.

I'd rather have Hoddle than Carver or Pardew, like. There's loads of much better options out there though.

Apparently we're a mid table side because that's where we've finished the last few years. Remind me who was in charge those years, Ian?

Nothing Wright or Taylor said was even remotely true. So lazy. Pardz just said banter. HAHA.

This sounds like a fucking great game. Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC 2m2 minutes ago 66' - Corner to Leicester City. Good header clear by Cheick Tiote. #NUFC

I feel as though the Mick McCarthy tea gif should be here. It is, after all, a depiction of happiness in its purest form. http://balls.ie/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mickmccarthytea.gif

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Merson's comments are horrible, like. Hate-mongering at its highest level. He can bang on about it being 'probably because he was a southerner', but that's got nothing to do with it. If anything it's the other way round and Merson's making these comments because he's got some warped opinions about people from the NE being fickle idiots. Really irresponsible on his part.

I hate Dummet at left back. So uncomfortable there.

The fuck's going on with Everton?

Riviere . Proper shitbag of a player.

Tioté's so shit.

Realistically I'd like Howe or perhaps McClaren. However, if we got a French coach in you've got to think they'd give HBA another chance so that would be good too.

Can't bring myself to think about post-Pardew because in my mind he's never going to leave.

I thought he was good for most of last year and was one of our better players. Then he got kicked out of the team for little reason. I thought it was a bit bizarre and he probably thinks so too.

I wear a similar fit to what Ayoze's wearing, like. It's what looks best.

Nah, man. Colback has been called up for England and someone on Sky said he's good. Best players.

How old is this person? He would've been late teens at the time. Never even confronted him on it because I'm so embarrassed for him .

My nextdoor neighbour switched from being a Man Utd fan to a Man City fan. Horrific form .

MrsC ‏@gemmacarlisle 23m23 minutes ago Clarke's very poorly but he's alive and stable. Best Christmas gift we as a family could wish for. Thanks again.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30583740 BBC now suggesting his injuries aren't life threatening. Hope that's the case.