Smal

That headline is really quite misleading. His actual quotes:

No he isn't.

Claims he was played out of position under Pardew. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rejuvenated-luuk-de-jong-claims-8721824

"Dorset Redneck"

If you really want to, you can read more of that Palace forum by opening it in incognito/private btw.

I think the biggest problem would be the remit of 'here, finish somewhere between 8th and 10th'. Every team he's been at for the last 15 years has wanted to be in the CL spots or at least challenge for them.

There are literally no reasons for Benitez to want to manage us.

He's not even been playing well this season. Wouldn't be so bad if he was scoring one a game or something, but he's been poor considering how much Everton paid for him.

Pelle is more dreamy iyam. Better hair too. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Graziano_Pell%C3%A8_portret.jpg

Been more like last season's Sissoko since Carver took over.

Would like to see him flayed.

We thought that about getting rid of Pardew . Carver is proof that not just anyone will improve your chances.

Stealing a living because of statistics.

Stealing a living because he's tall.

Instead of paying any attention to this I'm going out for dinner and completely ignoring it until at least the weekend. We are absolutely bound to lose.

We need to get relegated and stay down for a couple of years for him to sell, like.

He's been brought up at Ajax playing the game in one way and you think he should be capable of changing that entirely? He's always going to be wasted here in this setup. Shame.

Both Colo and Willo absolultely love a targetless long ball into the channels. I think that's the main explanation as to why Anita gets the ball so rarely. In fact, it's the main reason we consistently have less of the ball than our opponents.

But Tiote is proper mint, aye?

Carver has to take responsibility.

Guaranteed starter forever!

This guy.

Why are we backs to the wall at home to Stoke City, man? Utter shite this.

#repost

Take Colback off, move Ayoze into #10, put Cissé on up top.