Smal

Am I the only one that's assuming Jack's made that all up?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-legend-alan-shearer-7922237?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Shearer with a few harsh words.

Crikey. He's used to watching NUFC, tbf. This is a million times better.

Hardly his fault either. Sad really.

He got an England call up. The mongs at our home games will love that.

Idiotic, like. People in the media seem obsessed with trying to be pragmatic when in reality they're just ignorant.

What's in your bag Andros

That's shocking officiating, like.

7-4 now. Sounds mint.

He refused to go on loan a year or two back didn't he? Could be why.

Good enough for Newcastle reserves but not good enough for Newcastle.

Aye, but look at what happened to Boro after he left. I'd take him here.

Can see it now. "We was terrific".

FFS

Swansea have played so lazily, man. Should've put us away ages ago.

I hate him for this

ffs. Completely undeserved.

Remember when Pardew said Routledge isn't good enough for us? . This is fucking mint.

Dummet is amazing . It's like one of us playing.

Dummet . Just run alongside him. That'll fucking stop him .

He played wide, behind the main striker and ended up leading the line for Tenerife. He's one of those young lads that still hasn't really developed a ''main'' position, though. In that case, can't see why he shouldn't take Gouffran's place in the team.

Did Pérez ever play wide in Spain, VI?

I think the gist of what people are trying to say is that ITV's commentary is shit.

Probably deserves to be, tbf.