Smal

Watch this guy closely and you'll see he offers absolutely nothing. He's so awful positionally that he's not offering any protection to the back four. Then you add in he has no ability offensively...

This is fucking typical of Pardew.

n1 Willo

Championship level player looks competent against Championship level players.

Our defenders are all playing shite so let's have... more of them.

No goalkeeper though.

Williamson is fucking awful and shouldn't be anywhere near the team.

Please fall down a very deep well.

Was supposedly close for this game from what I read. Probably the weekend.

ew

Christ. West Brom battering Man Utd by just running right through the middle of them.

I'm from York, but my entire family are from Newcastle (other than my dad who's from nearer Sunderland). Was taught to support Newcastle from when I was too young to realise what I was getting myself into.

I'll be impressed when he actually does it against a team that aren't entirely shit. Until then I'll remain skeptical.

Chelsea at home.

Obertan just... falling over.

I told you man. Every game, every kick .

Gosling now? Are we taking the piss?

They still always do it in every single game they're involved in .

Can't help but think he'll never be able to do it effectively against decent opposition though.

Perfect cross, like.

Cissé is so bad right now. It's like he's been trying to fix the matches.

Probably quite bad that I tried to drag it away so I could close it.

Sammy has the worst case of tunnel vision I've ever seen.

Used to really like Marek Matejovsky.