Pixelphish

Expected some big article about his time with us. Says he doesn't care about coming back and likes his record up here. This is why you're the Deputy and not the Sheriff.

Dropped Minge from fantasy because of that Belgian beast.

Lukaku out, Lambert in. Boruc starting ahead of The Minge. Ivan benched for Clyne as well. Watch the Mackems smash Southampton now. Sorry lads

70 points with my midfield performing absolute shite. I'll take that.

I love Ivan.

I can only picture Del Boy pretending to speak French when I imagine JFK in France.

I think a rotating door would do a better job, at least Steven Taylor would get stuck in it.

Tiresome

The idea of a 4-4-2 with Tiote/Siss at the heart of it with Jonas on the fucking left, for the foreseeable future, actually makes me want to shed a tear.

TT is foaming right now.

YES. OFFISDE. FUCK YOUR DEBUT GOAL OFF.

Gary Neville......... Easy mistake to make, man. Give me a break.

Were they chanting Yanga Mbiwa is a wanker??

West Ham game has the potential to be rather nasty for the silver haired bastard.

There it is. The Nasri goal. Written in the fucking stars.

Too early to black out this hard. You got 10 months! My second smile of the match . God knows what i'd do without this place when we serve up shite like this.

Your best GIF yet Bimps.

Jesus christ

Krul deserves so much more.

Here comes Nasri

Pretty likely the new boys will get an run out with the game wrapped up.

f*** off with this. What the fuck does it even mean?

I look forward to a game where he's giving his insight on something other than us being shite.

I think it's nice to see him being clearly passionate about what he's talking about. It's just not nice to hear.

Absolutely unbelieveable.