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We have likeable players again. Well except for the redheaded mackem scrotum. Dont want this cunt near the club.

Yedlin would be pretty neat to have as a squad player. I mean, he is no extreme one way or another besides his pace. But we could really do much worse. Think about the match where Captain Bantz Fistpumper played RB. Yeah...

Not a chance. The FA are s*** scared to go for a foreign coach again. They will want someone who will do as they are told, pick the players with a bigger reputation over performances etc. The King likes this post.

Its the Rafa effect for me, like. I kinda want it

Abeid back would be canny, like! Bring his mate, that Ben Arfa guy as well.

Just too perfect. Love the inside N-O memes

Captain Fistpump, should get fisted himself.

Being under by three goals within 20 minutes is piss poor as fuck either way.

Fuck this club and the shit players we have.

But how much fret does he have?

Well even Norwegian media is going on about how shit Carver is and that protests are still ongoing. Well at least more media outside the Uk is actually picking shit up

Hope he gets hit by a bus, but wont die. Just lie beside Ashly who was in the bus and got injured as well, without any pain meds... Ahh, what a day that would have been.

Time to... HALA REAL NEWCASTLE!

I agree, I think that was most of his reason (wanting his own staff rather then the dick fiddlers we have now). That could probably be said for a lot of them!

Ofcourse it is damn it! If I ever win big, I'm so starting Real Newcastle.

Real Newcastle (I would love it though)

Should never be a full on starter, average backup player at most.

Only thing that would make him sell the club is either A) people scaring the shit out of him. B). Someone putting a stupidly high bid in. Or C) if his shops suddenly crash and burn. - Though it would probably help if the team played infront of a empty stadium alà what some of the supporters in Italia have done. But I can never see this happening, sadly.

This is a Krul-april fools joke....

We could have Boateng or Chiellini, they would still look fucking average with this team.

Might have something to do with you lot taking the foot of the pedal since it was all done by then.

I've probably said something similar in the heat of battle. But lord how our team has just declined. Makes it even worse when you see that pardew makes his shit work at CP whilst John 'Lickedyspit' Carver is experimenting like a drunk college girl on spring break.

Haha, love his reaction.

Shola seems like fucking Zlatan compared to this guy. Might be a better mid then gouffran though, or perhaps he'll play CB now.

Waste of fucking space. Should be shipped with most of our other so called "players".