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This makes the window perfect as long as no crazy sales happens on the last day.

Doing it out of love!

EpicITK @epicitk Newcastle bid for Catts (for me like)

I've just had my bath, I feel left out now. More bath's are needed!

Haha, I really think we'll be able to survive as long as Pardew use our new signings ASAP and dont bench them for Supah Shola and Jonas for most of the matches.

Karma is a bitch and I love it.

Two men. Cabaye and Ben Arfa. IMO. Aye, I actually think that both Benny and Cabs have been instrumental in the process of tapping up these players. Without them I doubt some of these would consider us.

Oh god, this is the best window ever. I am glad I was fucking daft and thought no one would join. I'll take it that I anti-jinxed it! Laughing like a madman at the office and getting odd looks.

Dont destroy our hope!

Well you know this is a lie, as no mackem has a job.

2 wins in 17 games. Jonas and Shola playing for 90 minutes.

Dismissed, apparently Sporting offered him to us but turned them down. I suppose Pardew/Ashley thought Shola was just a touch better...! This makes me fucking sad again.

He was acting out because he wasn't playing as much as he wanted. Or something along those lines.

Yes, yes. Continue to tap up all the international players!

Time to fucking wank myself silly.

With our luck he will get injured and shola will need to play all the games for the rest of the season.

What the f***, are we signing a CB or a skilled winger? Definitely recommend watching this like if you're not already excited about this signing, the bloke looks like one hell of a player. Now I am demand he fucking nutmegs Jose 5 times.. After Benny..

Gets better with Google Translate.

I suggest you do this in every window starting now!

Good old arry is probably sneaking around, so they are holding him away until he gets bored or forgets why he was there in the first place. Only logical explanation.

That gif is how I feel if we get all these signings in before the Villa match and use them. No more shola and jonas starting every fucking game possible. (I hope to god)

WOw... wow... MAYBE? He must live on another planet then the rest us on this planet.

Probably some fucking bullshit cause he is a coward and cant stand up for his shit subs.

Not bad. That would be fucking mint. And that is why it wont happen.