Roids

Baby Ben Arfa, favourite player right now

Ain’t this the truth :/

He clearly has a pact with the devil

At the point of feeling absolutely rotten whenever we win. Feeling like I desperately need to try and get the club out of my life. I follow the club with 10% of the zeal that I used to, it’s been quite cathartic. Ultimately with Ashley at the helm it’s evident the club will always be a shitshow & i want no parts of it

He did indeed

Another shit performance bandaged by a random goal. Steve Bruce’s Newcastle, fun times :|

23% possession at home, we’re averaging mid 30s for the season, worst in the league, shitshow

I was hoping we'd target Iheanacho preseason, always liked him and could have been had for £20m ish, marked improvement on this donkey

The football is dire but we’re somehow getting results, suppose that’ll do :/

Money laundering, only explanation

11 goals in 35, £40m :/ Would rather Benitez anyday

Praying to Allah, Jesus, Buddha, the abstracts and whoever else cares to listen that this goes through

PFM poster boy. Tragic career outside of Boro.

8 games to get 4+ points with a favourable fixture list. Deserve to go down if we can't manage that

That's on the linesmen tbf to him

Is this real life, or is this fantasy :0

I was sure as shit we were down at Xmas, props to Rafa. Just 2/3 quality signings in the summer & we'll be in that comfortable 8-12 range. Can't take this bullshit every session, it's tiring 😭

It's over, thank God! The three CBs should share MOTM, each of them brilliant

5 fucking minutes 😕

good goalkeeping there

Not at fault at Wolves but he had been shakey prior to that. Hope he can get b2b clean sheets tonight

Could do with Shelvey on the pitch, don't think went really strung 5 passes together all half

It's disgusting. Barnes, Woods & Crouch ewww

Ugly ugly game, I'll be sick if they're steal points from us

3 (from a 10 pre Xmas), would be 1 if we had beaten Wolves. Will be a 1 if we beat Burnley. Overall mostly bullish Hope Rafa stays and gets some much needed funds, hoping Brighton also avoid the muck