Roids

I feel for Fulham but

Baby Barfa

Recent seasons in the Championship were a lot of fun, silver linings

We deserve a Klopp/Pep like era. Allardyce, JFK, Roeder, Pardew, Bruce etc, we're overdue

The difference an ex assistant from Bournemouth has made to the team is an indictment to Bruce. Stuck with this clown tho

Guys like ASM & Ben Arfa have made watching this club tolerable over the last decade. Wish we had a decent manager to be excited about because there's a core here (Wilson, ASM, Almiron) that can built into a stable Top 10 side and then more.

The football's so dire, ASM & Callum might manage to keep our heads above water but it's hard to watch nevertheless

He does improve the XI. He's better than Bentaleb and the Longstaffs. Sean offers more, Matt's worth is still tbd. He's at best equal to Bentaleb.

Hendrick is an average player, should have saved the wages on someone that can improve the XI. At best, he's another body I guess :/

Baller

Shelvey's passing

I sympathise with him, been on the bench so long watching Joelinton struggle. I'd be pissed too.

Natural goalscorer

Baby Ben Arfa, favourite player right now

Ain’t this the truth :/

He clearly has a pact with the devil

At the point of feeling absolutely rotten whenever we win. Feeling like I desperately need to try and get the club out of my life. I follow the club with 10% of the zeal that I used to, it’s been quite cathartic. Ultimately with Ashley at the helm it’s evident the club will always be a shitshow & i want no parts of it

He did indeed

Another shit performance bandaged by a random goal. Steve Bruce’s Newcastle, fun times :|

23% possession at home, we’re averaging mid 30s for the season, worst in the league, shitshow

I was hoping we'd target Iheanacho preseason, always liked him and could have been had for £20m ish, marked improvement on this donkey

The football is dire but we’re somehow getting results, suppose that’ll do :/

Money laundering, only explanation

11 goals in 35, £40m :/ Would rather Benitez anyday

Praying to Allah, Jesus, Buddha, the abstracts and whoever else cares to listen that this goes through