bhoywhonder

Classic mack-tracking, expect it all summer. That thread man, pure undiluted idiocy! "Exotic name"!!! Welcome to 1979, you stay classy sunderland.

"Ben Failure".... "Really hurting you" It’s long since passed the point where I no longer know which RTG poster is a p*ss-take and which is serious…they’re all so f*cking hilarious! I’m going for Wireside and that ‘Mackemdom’ fella as parody posters…..surely?? If not - yeesh, seek counselling.

Passion. Drive. Commitment. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18471301 "Escape with a win" Sounds familiar. Catts for me, like

I’m continually incredulous at the levels of idiocy on RTG, and how they seemingly compete to out-idiot each other with every mundane, pointless and downright f*cking stupid thread. It’s like a Black Hole of Calcutta for thick c*nts. You might think it’s full, yet they manage to cram a few more in every day.

His stay on here was pretty uneventful, but in that short space of time I think we broke his brain...

Well McClean conceded possession twice as often, so technically he's right, McClean did do more. It was all shite, but it was more.

Good lord, that young McClean is on FIRE! Or at least he looks like he just crawled out of one. He seemed to give the ball away more often than he successfully passed it.

"Feels like i'm wearing nothing at all....nothing at all...NOTHING AT ALL!" Stupid Sexy Uncal Flanders!

Is that a live toad? Look at the bewildered look in its poor confused eyes, its wart-pitted skin, it's wide joyless mouth. Also, what's it holding?

Nah, normal service was resumed on the match thread... Alongside the typical mackem classiness we've all come to expect: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=708443&page=62

Ive been laughing my cock off at the SMB’s metro strike thread – they’ve taken the fact it coincides with the Coldplay gig as a direct attack on them by the ‘Jawdee nation’. That the concerts still went ahead is now being seen as a victory for mackemdom! Take this embittered cretin, he sums up their entire mindset…. From which he concludes…. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=704892&page=81#ixzz1xDt1LbLp So on the basis of one drizzle-infused concert on an industrial estate in Fulwell, the cultural hub of the region has shifted and Newcastle is finished as a city! RTG man….if such a cluster of utterly clueless flapwipes didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them. They’re the gift that just keeps on giving!

"hauled off" after 50 mins (to rapturous applause) ESPN Commentator: "An inspired signing for Newcastle United" RTG: "What does he do exactly?" Still have to pinch myself this guy plays for us.

From the same page (comments section), this is just surreal... "Highly enjoyable"? Hmmm, very unlikely, but still possible. Unless of course he brought his mam. If history has taught us anything, the mackems don't react well to 'ethnic' mams....

Today on Radio 5, one of the text/twitter votes (prompted by a suggestion from one of wearside’s classy 3-watt bulbs) was ‘Should Cattermole replace Barry at the Euros?” The presenter, when reading out the listener’s varied responses, was audibly chuckling. The result, as if you needed telling, was ‘a resounding no’. The nation has spoken: Catts not for me like. Aye, and to paraphrase a poster on here - 'Its gone beyond laughing at them or even feeling sorry for them. It's genuine concern for their mental well being'

It’s approaching that time of year on RTG, when the mack-tracking reaches its annual climax, and your average RTG Classy has 3 standard responses to any tidbit of NUFC transfer news: No. 1: the ‘Big name’ signing, aka the ‘Cisse’ Before: “No way he’ll sign for them, aye whatever, third season syndrome". After: “Whee’s he like? Nivvor heard of him tbh. NETD 9-1 FTM” No 2: The unsuccessful bid, aka the ‘Gervinho’ Before: “Over-rated tosser, how much?!? Lyon/Munich/Whoever/ saw the mags coming there like". After: “Stepped aside again mags? Shame like, would’ve been a good signing for them. NETD 9-1 FTM” No 3: Player leaving: aka the ‘Nolan’ Before: “Lucky/over-rated/shinned it/what does he do exactly?" After: “Shame like, he was their best player. The exodus starts heeya (Worth a punt?) NET....oh, right. Erm, 9-1 FTM?”

Is there anyway you can include the legendary reply...... It was around this time I realised the whole of RTG was a spoof site. No group of people can be that stupid in reality.

That's ridiculous, I actually had to check Wiki to see if that was accurate. The picture on his profile page man! A match photo of him in full flight on the field of play, looking athletic, focussed and every inch the professional footballer? Nah, dozy as fuck, looking slightly half-cut, hanging out his car window..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Gardner

What gets me is the amount of posters who run out of steam halfway through their fantasy cloggers 11 and just put 'new forward', or even just a row of question marks up front. "heeyaa man, ahve remembered ten nyams, thats enough, am not friggin MON ynaarr" Also, A. Johnson clearly this years N'Zog.....spotted at 'Ponteland international' yet?

Sums the little shitehawk up perfectly. I hope Southall had a few words with him after, though it wouldn't have made any difference to the arrogant prick. On a side note, I f*cking loved 'binman' back in the day, a world-class keeper imho.

Looks like the classys have turned on Titus: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=701922&page=2 Thats the core of their squad?? Thats their equivalent of Krul-Colo-Tiote-Cabaye-HBA-Ba-Cisse? If so, they are f*cked. Insha'allan.

"Uncal Mikc pls"

I don't know why but I find this photo profoundly sad, what f***ing chance does that poor b****** have all because of geography. She'll be fine man, wish we could afford a f*cking chandelier...

I'm going to go out on a limb here..... I don't think they own that boat.

Mick Allen Activities and Interests: I really hate slow computers, THE ROKER ROAR - MAGALUF - MAJORCA, British National Party.... You don't f*cking say.

Post 108: Aye, if they had just acted like professional footballers for the last 10 games of the season, they might have finished above Liverpool. Or, you know, 12th.