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Thinnest silver lining ever. Sliver lining

This must be pretty bad if he wants to rescind everything (and wasn't it his dad who persuaded him to sign a new contract after visiting SJP anyway?) BUT....If all the speculation is true, thenSan Lorenzo have acted the c*nt in exploiting the situation.... So can't we just loan him back to Argentina on the off-chance she pulls an al-Megrahi and defies medical science? Then we go straight back to square one, Colo comes back, no harm done.

Account suspended.... Though I think I can guess what it contained. Was it at least 'Classy' racism?

Pretty much...the auld turps-nudger comes out with his standard 'controversial' post-match shtick for the second game in a row safe in the knowledge he can pick and choose who deigns to question him in his pressers. And we all rise to the bait. What riles is that he continues to reinforce his 'us against the world' mentality, and their arrogant brainwashed fans pure lap it up. Any suggestion that they are the most cosseted and favoured club in the last 20 years of English football is defended with cherry-picked incidents which only go to underline the theory that 'the exception proves the rule'.

They're also fine with fans doing a 'Chicken Dance' when a black player celebrates a goal in front of them. Albeit a Chicken Dance which is so poor it looks unerringly like a monkey impersonation. All totally innocent i'm sure...perhaps he was a big fan of Arrested Development?

"You do realise my seat is still free??"

He's good at that: Interviewer: "Do you personally think you can do anything to stop it, the singing, the sectarian chanting, from the stands? MON: "Who?" (For more blinkered uncomfortable squirming, see 'Martin O'Neill Avoids Questions on Celtic Fans Bigotry' on popular video hosting site)

Club medics hoping to start him on light mirror-work, should be on a Mini Cooper by Monday moving up to a Clio by next weekend. Close sources have feared he may never be up to kicking f*ck out of a Land Rover or even a late model Scenic. at first i didnt realise what this was about and was then I got it and was Meh, thats what happens when I sacrifice comedy to be topical. And then abandon topicality to laugh at something from over a year ago. Anyway, screw that, lets see what todays opposition have to make about our favourite online playground for the mentally challenged: "one of the worst forums tbh. anytime anyone makes an indepth comment or anything without an emoticon they get shot down in threads." "It'll take me hours to get through half the profanity posts to get to the actual replies" "I can see why Newcastle hate them now....." "probably the most obnoxious message board I have seen." and " I was always lead the impression that Newcastle were the obnoxious bunch but I think that opinion has changed slightly." http://westbrom.com/forum/index.php?topic=9887.0

Club medics hoping to start him on light mirror-work, should be on a Mini Cooper by Monday moving up to a Clio by next weekend. Close sources have feared he may never be up to kicking f*ck out of a Land Rover or even a late model Scenic.

"One of the few" Haway man 'FTM' is the official motto of that place... A good percentage have it in their username FFS!! Wireside takes it to a new level mind, his short humiliating stint on here appears to have triggered some sort of anti-mag psychosis which is hilarious and disturbing in equal measure. Actually, no, just hilarious

The Classies take offence to footage of us in Bruges http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=741323 *cough* http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/45103

Another day, another brainfart thread on RTG instantly derailed by their now trademark rank stupidity... 6th reply.... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=741221#ixzz2BkFFHRP9 Bear in mind their last game less than a week ago was against Villa. Mackem Geography.

more accurately.... This post though, I've often picked them up on their total lack of self awareness, but they just get worse.... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=13765310&postcount=41

Has he pulled his Anterior Cruciate Champions League Medal?

He's brought over his personal physician and his intrigued wife..... James McClean: Would you care to see my mother? Dr. Frederick Treves: [surprised] Your mother? Yes, please. [McClean pulls out a small portrait] Mrs. Treves: Oh but she's... Mr. Merrick, she's beautiful! Sorry, McClean. Mr McClean. JM: Oh, she had the face of an angel! [sadly] I must have been a great disappointment to her. Mrs. Treves: No, Mr. Merrick, I mean, McClean. No son as loving as you could ever be a disappointment. JM: If only I could find her, so she could see me with such lovely friends here now; perhaps she could love me as I am. I've tried so hard to be good. Full interchange here: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Elephant_Man_(film)

The tailors of wearside are certainly earning their keep, what with having to constantly re-adjust their player's back pockets. Last year it was Catts with Tiote, and Bards with Cabaye and Jonas, then O'Shea with Cisse at SJP, and finally this weekend O'Shea with Ameobi, incorporating a tricky mid-game adjustment to accommodate Ba. And whoever with Ben Arfa. Hats off to those mad bastards who believe this imaginary shit. BTW, that's Tailors, as opposed to Taylors, who are as we speak being measured up for coffins.

Aye it would be... "So Martin, big game on Sunday, Newcastle have some very talented individuals, looking at the 2 teams are there any you would have from them?" "Well, I've looked at the opposition, I'm familiar with most if not all of the squad and I can put my hand on my heart and say with some confidence, I would have neen" "What? Nine?" "No, please listen, I've shown you the courtesy of replying to your question, now please show the same courtesy and listen to my answer. Neen, I would take neen of the Newcastle team" "....are you alright Mr O'Neill?"

That video is hilarious. At about a minute in he loses all sense of humour and reverts to type as the bitter mackem bringing up Shepherds ‘dogs’ comment (15 years ago) and the Meadowell riots (22 years ago and not Newcastle), then his neurons and synapses start firing in random sequences and he starts babbling on about Cruddas Park and Spanish holidays. I’m reminded of the Simpsons valentines day episode... “Look Lisa, if you pause it you can pin point the second where his heart rips in half”

Aye, that's been clearly expressed over the last few seasons...Slowly absorb the ridicule, and with a zen-like peace, turn on the mag. YA F'KEN KERNTS THREOW BRIKS AT PARPOO!!!!

Well to be fair, we don't address the burning issues of the day with every new thread.... "Whats the best way to get to doxy from penna by bus?" "Recommend me a bottle bank" "Ah just divvent get 'Friends' me like" "This FUCKEN Country, I M ANGERY (PT 6)" "Just saw a black bloke in Witherwack??!?!? WTF?!"

Ok i'll have a go. Without mentioning the years of utter one-sidedness, the sub 20pt relegations, the drubbings.... - None of our players have had to 'tweet' about their own fans racially abusing their mothers - Our current club captain hasn't felt the need to visit sunderland and kick s*** out of parked cars - Our manager hasn't been caught on camera as refusing to denounce bigoted sectarian chanting - Our fans manage to celebrate a derby goal without running onto the pitch to assault the opposition 'Aye but yeez smash up ya phone boxes hahaha bouycoutt 9-1 FTM!!111LOL!' Insignificant tramps

From the question 'Who will you be singling out for special treatment?' comes this classy reply: And yet no Krul, Taylor, Santon, Colo, Jonas.....well, I'm struggling to see his logic. Perhaps someone from the Sunderland division of the EDL could explain? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=735587#ixzz290eX7sOs

There is, but when you put the postcode into the sat-nav, you get to the destination only to find a derelict house in Pennywell. Then the sat-nav voice pipes up "I see you are still having no luck finding me..."

Yep had that, some charver tit at Howdon metro did the same about 5 years ago, to some lass with two bairns on the platform as the metro was pulling away (brave). We knocked his face against the window.... cue the whole 'Ney need for that like', bang, knocked his face against the window again. not a fkin peep for the rest of the journey funnily enough. If you dont do or say nowt, it wont change.

Mackems on RTG trying to come up with new chants. After only 7 posts the classy gene kicks in..... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=729208#ixzz25xa3X9HO