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Ive been laughing my cock off at the SMB’s metro strike thread – they’ve taken the fact it coincides with the Coldplay gig as a direct attack on them by the ‘Jawdee nation’. That the concerts still went ahead is now being seen as a victory for mackemdom! Take this embittered cretin, he sums up their entire mindset…. From which he concludes…. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=704892&page=81#ixzz1xDt1LbLp So on the basis of one drizzle-infused concert on an industrial estate in Fulwell, the cultural hub of the region has shifted and Newcastle is finished as a city! RTG man….if such a cluster of utterly clueless flapwipes didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them. They’re the gift that just keeps on giving!

"hauled off" after 50 mins (to rapturous applause) ESPN Commentator: "An inspired signing for Newcastle United" RTG: "What does he do exactly?" Still have to pinch myself this guy plays for us.

From the same page (comments section), this is just surreal... "Highly enjoyable"? Hmmm, very unlikely, but still possible. Unless of course he brought his mam. If history has taught us anything, the mackems don't react well to 'ethnic' mams....

Today on Radio 5, one of the text/twitter votes (prompted by a suggestion from one of wearside’s classy 3-watt bulbs) was ‘Should Cattermole replace Barry at the Euros?” The presenter, when reading out the listener’s varied responses, was audibly chuckling. The result, as if you needed telling, was ‘a resounding no’. The nation has spoken: Catts not for me like. Aye, and to paraphrase a poster on here - 'Its gone beyond laughing at them or even feeling sorry for them. It's genuine concern for their mental well being'

It’s approaching that time of year on RTG, when the mack-tracking reaches its annual climax, and your average RTG Classy has 3 standard responses to any tidbit of NUFC transfer news: No. 1: the ‘Big name’ signing, aka the ‘Cisse’ Before: “No way he’ll sign for them, aye whatever, third season syndrome". After: “Whee’s he like? Nivvor heard of him tbh. NETD 9-1 FTM” No 2: The unsuccessful bid, aka the ‘Gervinho’ Before: “Over-rated tosser, how much?!? Lyon/Munich/Whoever/ saw the mags coming there like". After: “Stepped aside again mags? Shame like, would’ve been a good signing for them. NETD 9-1 FTM” No 3: Player leaving: aka the ‘Nolan’ Before: “Lucky/over-rated/shinned it/what does he do exactly?" After: “Shame like, he was their best player. The exodus starts heeya (Worth a punt?) NET....oh, right. Erm, 9-1 FTM?”

Is there anyway you can include the legendary reply...... It was around this time I realised the whole of RTG was a spoof site. No group of people can be that stupid in reality.

That's ridiculous, I actually had to check Wiki to see if that was accurate. The picture on his profile page man! A match photo of him in full flight on the field of play, looking athletic, focussed and every inch the professional footballer? Nah, dozy as fuck, looking slightly half-cut, hanging out his car window..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Gardner

What gets me is the amount of posters who run out of steam halfway through their fantasy cloggers 11 and just put 'new forward', or even just a row of question marks up front. "heeyaa man, ahve remembered ten nyams, thats enough, am not friggin MON ynaarr" Also, A. Johnson clearly this years N'Zog.....spotted at 'Ponteland international' yet?

Sums the little shitehawk up perfectly. I hope Southall had a few words with him after, though it wouldn't have made any difference to the arrogant prick. On a side note, I f*cking loved 'binman' back in the day, a world-class keeper imho.

Looks like the classys have turned on Titus: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=701922&page=2 Thats the core of their squad?? Thats their equivalent of Krul-Colo-Tiote-Cabaye-HBA-Ba-Cisse? If so, they are f*cked. Insha'allan.

"Uncal Mikc pls"

I don't know why but I find this photo profoundly sad, what f***ing chance does that poor b****** have all because of geography. She'll be fine man, wish we could afford a f*cking chandelier...

I'm going to go out on a limb here..... I don't think they own that boat.

Mick Allen Activities and Interests: I really hate slow computers, THE ROKER ROAR - MAGALUF - MAJORCA, British National Party.... You don't f*cking say.

Post 108: Aye, if they had just acted like professional footballers for the last 10 games of the season, they might have finished above Liverpool. Or, you know, 12th.

Thats it, I've resisted so far but I'm signing up to twitter.....I might be just in time for Barton's online meltdown too. There's a lad at our place who transferred from France a few weeks ago - he could've went to any of our UK sites, so I asked why did he choose Newcastle: "Well, I have favourite football player called Hatem Ben Arfa......". HBA has groupies that follow him round!

'Sunderland is rat infested' http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=700297 Bit of a non-story, so obviously deserves it's own thread. They manage all of 20 replies until..... NETR!

FINISH HIM!

After the match yesterday the missus described the season as roller-coaster, but i didn't think it was appropriate - the highs massively outweigh the few lows. Sure, Spurs, Fulham and Brighton felt shit, but for each one there's 10 memorable 'Get the fck in' moments. Outstanding season all round. If i had to pick a metaphor, its not roller coaster - for me it felt a bit like a magic carpet ride, but one that feels unreal, totally unexpected. Its as if we've hijacked someone else's magic carpet cos they couldn't make it go in the right direction, or they lost the keys, or they just couldn't operate the pedals. They were so utterly inept we simply took it off them and made it work first time. NUFC 2011-12. A Hijacked Magic Carpet Ride.

And at the foot of the page.... Related articles: Sunderland 0:1 Wigan

Whees this Riquelme like? Requil-for-me like. FTBJ.

My dad’s about the same age and I always thought he conducted himself in a dignified manner at work, but I guess I was wrong. Next time I see him I better tell him to tuck his trousers into his socks, jump up and down like a bullfrog with 200 volts up its ring and underperform for about 2 months a year, blaming everyone but himself and his colleagues for his s*** output. Masses of dignity. Masses. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=699566#ixzz1ugDryYp4

Crying out for a grasping-at-straws meme. Could do a dozen off that post alone. Me a mag? Ya clearly a mag on the wind up yasel man. get back on ya own board man ftm 9-1

No surprise. Your average thread on SMB goes... Whats everones faveroute pie? Me, I like stake, but mince is up there.... cannit get away with chicken me like. Reccomend me a gooder pie someone? FTM 9-1

I went to Staffs (Stoke campus) The locals have more in common than with the mackems than just an affinity for red and white like. When I was there The Chemical Brothers offered to play our graduation thing in Leek Road. They were turned down in favour of Atomic Kitten and Whetus Wheatus played at freshers this year. Didn't go like. I was at that....collapsed halfway through. I think I might be Wheatus intolerant. Anyway, back on topic: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=699520 That's right, a whole new thread for Alan Smith playing for MK Dons today. As M+S say: There's obsession...and there's mackem obsession.