bhoywhonder

Yep. The RTG echo chamber effect: 1: Invent lie 2: Repeat lie (many times) 3: Lie becomes fact 4: Accept 'fact' 5: Repeat 'fact' Too many examples to mention, but lets go with Hatem Ben Awful, Cabaye=shit, Santon=shit, Pardew's casino debt, Catts for me like, Tiote=thug, N'Zogbia nailed on, 'Jawdee Nashun', Ponteland airport, Mag at Work, NETD, etc etc etc. On the plus side.....mackems ;D ;D ;D

How is that being deluded? I think the mackems are having an online 'word a day' tutorial: Yesterday: 'Penultimate' Today: 'Deluded' Never: 'Self-awareness'

I don't usually pull people up on spelling/typing errors, but this is basic English ffs.

Honest answer: I'm sure its nothing to worry about. RTG answer: Aye brave face? I hope he gets the face-AIDS and face-cancer the horirble kernt, and kids die in a fire and who are you to call me a moran? Fcuk off your clealry a mag FTM 9-1

Short memory there marra...... He snapped Tiote in half after 0.079 seconds and subsequently bossed the derby. Also getting sent off after the final whistle, missing 4 games through sheer idiocy and kicking f*ck out of a few Renault Clios on Stowell Street means legend status on wearside. Pyewa legend. For me. Like.

Yeah, I thought it would be more effective with the errors left in. Also not sure which letter was omitted from 'horeshit'. Probably aimed for Horse, but Whore would've been bad too.....

Reading that site today, Two things strike me about RTG. When something doesn’t fit their agenda it is dismissed as an outright lie (eg Anita’s comments about their interest). If it does fit their agenda it’s a stone cold fact (eg perceived NUFC bias in the media). There’s rarely any room for debate or opinion as anyone who goes against the agenda is shouted down, usually as a ‘mag’. It’s really unhealthy behaviour. Secondly, why are they all so angry? Not just about football either, take this thread.... what do you suppose provoked this reaction? That thread was about f*cking TESCO!! :D

Careful sunshine, that regional title is already taken....until Biggie kicks off a few wing mirrors and we celebrate by trashing a metro and smearing our own waste on the walls, I dont think we can even pretend to have 'class'. Seriously though, I agree about the whole vibe around the club, even daft things like the painballing and whitewater kayak days do nothing but improve team spirit. I'd love to know which genius is behind it because they deserve as much recognition as anyone at the club right now.

Christ, do they start a thread about every f*cking thing that they think or read? Although not all are confident such a new concept as a 'KFC' will succeed.....

Aye but what he lacks in looks, he more than makes up for in brains....they even have a song for him. "I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I wasn't James McClean"

I think they already have, it's called 'The Bridges'. Though last time I was there they must've had some sort of admin cock-up, as there were about 25,000 Augustus Gloops and no sign of the other characters....

The overall lack of footballing knowledge on that forum is staggering. From the same thread: "Wish people would stop comparing this fee to RVP. Totally different scenario." You can f*cking say that again!

Yup, textbook 'macktracking'. See also any failed bid on our part... Bid goes in: 'Eh? he hasnt impressed me like. FTM' or 'Weeees he like marra? FTM' or 'over-rated, risky, wont fit in. FTM' Bid Rejected: 'As if he'd gan there! FTM', 'Shame, wouldve been a cracking signing for them marra. 9-1. FTM' If this move for Ward comes off though, Wikipedia might as well take the pages for Hatem ben Arfa and Nutmeg (soccer move) and have them merged.

They've changed the picture since this afternoon, it was originally that nobhead with the belly tat, topless with his man chebs flapping away. Wonder why they changed it, that pic is basically the London press's shorthand for 'Lets laugh at the thick fat geordies'. And fwiw, (current) wife>nufc, but it's close. Ex?

This latest fad of taking unsolicited pics of people in NUFC shirts and posting them online is beyond obsessed, it's borderline stalking. I wouldnt be too worried though, because as with most things on RTG, it rapidly descends into a carnival of outright f*cking stupidity..... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=720991&page=10#ixzz23Fv7f4tB

It appears their chosen mockery is simply to decide Athens actually IS in Azerbaijan.....I don't think any of us could've predicted that. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=720830&page=16#ixzz23B84fBAy

Just noticed this from yesterdays paper....pre-season pull out guide, each page has a team's synopsis: Teesside Quality :yao:

Typical RTG brainfart thread..."Guess what word I'm thinking of...?" Second reply: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=719271 Take a bow son! RTG is rapidly overtaking theonion and beta as my favourite comedy site

I dont know whether that was hinting at sweetshop conditions... Fixed your post.

Gibitto

Only the 6 pages about signing Curtis Good. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=718596 He's called Curtis you say? Referencing that classic hit 'Achey Breaky Heart' by Billy Ray, err, Steigers.

Without wanting to point out the obvious, doesn't the SOL have two adjacent stands double the size of the other two.... surely by definition that too is lop-sided? And they're STILL clinging onto this particular straw.... Without wanting to point out the obvious again, the Olympic venues were decided several years before the concerts were announced. Sunderland wasn't considered because its an interminable sh*thole with absolutely f*ck all of any merit.

Ever wonder why the pink piggery wasn’t put forward for Olympic duty? I hadn’t, but assumed it was because the city and stadium were deemed sub-standard by IOC criteria, in that the place has a complete lack of cultural attractions, decent restaurants, bars or shops, an almost total absence of hotels, and basically that the overall squalid feel to the city centre meant it was never even close to consideration. No, of course not. It was f*cking Coldplay’s fault! ;D http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=718606

;D Haway man, mods delete that thread before i get a hernia!

Post 36 from that thread..... And his sig..... It takes a level of stupidity bordering on habitual to have such a staggering lack of self-awareness.... I genuinely think a lot of them have mental health issues.