Klaus

Dump footballer, decent defender. All that needs to be said really.

A 12 page match thread Wew

Progress

Waited in Gotham during the day for the train for the first and last time. Saw the place when it was light plus it smelled like raw arse

Nigerian lottery

I am struggling to think of a more corrupt and immoral company than Wonga

Amazing consistency. Can't fault your dedication to trolling people over the internet tbh

'Multi million pound squad'

24% possession

Not sure what he'll do 50 yards from the rest of the team mind. Score, usually.

Brighton did ease off tbf, had they maintained their intensity after scoring they probably would have went on to win comfortably. Wha? But it wasn't a tactical decision, they just couldn't keep playing at that intensity. Not for 90 minutes, but they only scored after 14

Brighton did ease off tbf, had they maintained their intensity after scoring they probably would have went on to win comfortably.

Yup, his kicking is shite, but I don't really trust any of them in any pressure situation.

The lass I am seeing fancies him, can I punch her in the face?

Our away record this season: Played 17 - won 12, drew 2, lost 3

Have people re considered their suicidel tendencies now?

I wish Darlow was me da

We have played better than I expected tbh, shitty penalty to give away n'al

I imagine it will be a case of sitting back and getting Gouffran to chase down every loose ball and counter. Expect 90 minutes of aids ball

Have these cunts beat us 5-0 yet!?

Care to expand on that?

Was it 100% Darlows fault today? The header back to him wasn't the best, it was probably down to poor communication from both tbh. Either way, neither Darlow or Elliot fill me with much confidence.

Defeat and this place will be on suicide watch for days

Some quality fishing that like