Klaus

Any normal club in this situation would be, yes. But that's not how we roll.

One eyebrow?

Haven't sold anybody decent, should be more grateful tbh.

There was a big article in the Chronicle with Carroll saying he wanted to be the next alan shearer etc. Sold to Liverpool the next day.

Numbers really aren't that important like, I doubt many footballers really give a shit what number they wear as long as they get paid at the end of the month.

The only people who say that, are people who aren't from here.

Fucking #wait man was it Ryder who started that?

What is the derby keepers kicking like?

Low ball every cunt then say we tried. @NUFC_Stats: Mirror: NUFC have offered £10m for Charlie Austin but he is likely to move to West Ham #nufc

Betting suspended on this cunt going to west ham.

Perverts

Two teams I don't want him going to, Palace or Liverpool. Would break my heart

NUFCStats Star: YOHAN CABAYE is being lined up for a sensational return to Newcastle #nufc #NUFC want a season-long loan deal which would cost in the region of £2.5m in addition to covering a large chunk of the player’s £85k wages

Lesta have sacked 3 players @SkySportsNewsHQ: BREAKING: Leicester sack players James Pearson, Tom Hopper and Adam Smith for ill-dicipline during clubs end-of-season tour to Thailand.

Ffs

Fucking Elmo man

Fuck knows, but I hope he learned his lesson.

Should have some decent banter there tbh.

The point I was making was that he could still become a great footballer despite getting pissed occasionally.

Generations of young people have been binge drinking, the only difference now is that with social media and camera phones, there is literally no place to hide. Gazza was one of the best footballers ever and would drink 7 bottles of whiskey a day when he was still playing

12/9 tbh.

He probably woke up the next morning with a cock drawn on his forehead and had a good laugh about it. Rinse and repeat for tonight.

Some of our fans man licking his arse on twitter. Like that is going to make any difference.

Haven't we all been in similar states?