Dandy Man

Fuck me, something good and exciting has happened

Another game that feels a lot like wading through treacle

I didn't really think the whole team had shoved their hands in their pants and were sniffing them for the photo

Going to end up doing some work at this rate

Tribute to Joachim Low?

Morroco gave it a go but felt like Croatia more concerned about not losing the match than winning the match, decent level of football in places but fairly underwhelming

Decent half, two good sides

Assumed they were using the official 3 letter country abbreviations - but then Croatia should be HRV so fuck knows

Gallant effort from the Australians according to Danny Murphy, questionable

Disgraceful that Peru bottled it against this lot tbh

Pearce is shite but he doesn't particularly annoy me, Matterface invariably drives me mental after 20 mins. Murphy and Dixon similarly terrible but Hartson could yet be worse.

Matterface and Lee Dixon?

Lloris far from convincing way he watched that hit the post

Ah well, nevertheless

He's hit that too well

Stone the crows

Danny Murphy I think, maybe it's a harder job than I imagine but it is baffling how shite most of them are

Aussies going to get humped here aren't they

It's ironic because Poland have got a relative wealth of decent strikers who play or have played at top clubs in Europe: Lewa, Zielinski, Milik, Piatek. But they play such negative limiting football

Saudi's have got a big chance of qualifying out of the group on the evidence of this match so far

Bit unfair, few decent young players and Zielinski is very good, Milik is no mug either. They just play horrible football.

Poland probably flying under the radar a bit - got a strong starting XI and Lewandowski's last chance to do something of note at an international tournament. Still Mexico will no doubt qualify from their group then promptly get eliminated in the knockouts, it's what they do

Didn't realise they had got him to look at it lol, terrible having work get in way of football watching

Correct decision, VAR doing some good

Peter Walton going off script, collectors item