Robbo

This isn't the situation you introduce someone from a massive layoff

Why was he talking in bullet points and broken sentences? So weird

Colback smashed it off Sissoko prone on the ground, sums us up

Coiled spring, tbh. Soon as we get the ball we'll...kick the f*** out of it and coil up again. What worked last time in a madly fortuitous way will DEFINITELY work again!

All 11 men in our half. Backs to the wall already

As in, not at all. Each to his own Not even really sure why I dislike them tbh, just something about them

Forget how hateful Barca are until you watch them

Overcelebrating the pen award a bit

sick marking bros

HAHAHAHAHAA

Plenty of litter too

Aarons in the training pics too

The answer to basically every question is; "We'll think about it later"

https://vine.co/v/MJ5UtrF1J7Q

After the Stoke stuff I'm convinced they're feeding us stuff like this just to prolong the agony

That kerning

Must be getting on a bit now?

Hope it's a real account

Sounds like a recipe for making the problem a million miles worse

Didn't realise fans were banned, makes a tiny bit more sense why you'd muck about with a drone and a flag

Marcus Christenson ‏@m_christenson 5m5 minutes ago Serbian media now report that brother of Albanian prime minister has been arrested for releasing drone from VIP area http://gu.com/p/42ebp/tw Possibly the weirdest thing ever

Jesus

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 1m1 minute ago Peter Beardsley gives verdict in state of #nufc "Great owner, great manager" (ITV Tyne Tees)

Fucking hell, what a bloke

Charlie Adam's so fat he has to waddle with his legs miles apart so his thighs don't chafe