Robbo

"Manchester United always do things the hard way. Not good for the heart, supporting them." Aye, cry me a f***ing river Aye, f*** off with all those trophies, does me heart in. What a f***ing idiot Ohh a treble! Ohh 20 years of good management! Ohh all that other s*** I can't name! http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1547898/fred-sanford-heart-attack-o.gif Might as well be a different sport

"Manchester United always do things the hard way. Not good for the heart, supporting them." Aye, cry me a fucking river

https://twitter.com/search?q=united%20do%20things%20the%20hard%20way&src=typd&f=realtime

When the ball hits the side netting, and fans on the other side of the ground celebrate for a second or so. Lovely stuff

Rob Scanlon ‏@RobScanlon_TV 27m Rob Elliot told me today that Mathieu Debuchy's nickname is 'psycho' after "an incident involving a fire extinguisher in Portugal" #NUFC

Great counter

He looked at the lino for 5 seconds before celebrating

Pothead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2424742/Newcastle-United-scout-Ajax-keeper-Jeroen-Zoet.html?ITO=socialnet-twitter-newcastlemail&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=socialnet-twitter-newcastlemail&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed Newcastle United scouts watched 22-year-old PSV Eindhoven keeper Jeroen Zoet in their 2-2 draw with FC Twente at the weekend. Manager Alan Pardew was keen on the stopper during the summer transfer window but a deal could not be found. The Dutch side are believed to be holding out for up to £6million for the talented youngster.

Sounds like a shit wedding tbh

I do like that Pards keeps pushing him for France - club manager pressing the issue will keep him happy

Like the corner routine between him and Yohan too

:sweetjesus: :sweetjesus: :sweetjesus:

do one

He just pushed him over ffs, not even disguised

KEEEMOOOOOOON

Hatem how does he play for us

Okore's pace, jesus

GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFCOfficial 1m Well done to Shola Ameobi on scoring his first goal for Nigeria against Burkina Faso today

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/ngolo-kante/profil/spieler_225083.html Inspiring

I'm sure he'd definitely agree to coming off in the first half of their local derby so that he didn't have to play for England

Excellent finish

Must have tired arms after all the doors he slammed in Dazza Bent's face

Correct sub