Robbo

Where is the 0.1%? That's the forums interest rate. ...in your posts about Cisse

Why would you do that? To show the world he's a hypocritical c*** and all we've ever done at this club is be accommodating for every belief and religion going. He's an absolute arsehole to make a big deal out of this and it's simply down to either he wants to move or wants more money. Wouldn't be so bad if he could hit a barn door from 5 yards. I get the distinct impression that you don't much care for our star centre forward. Call it a hunch

Why would you do that?

Stephen Harper ‏@steveharper37 14m After todays Uni fitness demos I claimed a Silver medal for GB&NI in an impromptu high-jump comp. Lost out to a young Dutch kid #ringsabell funny guy

Rupert Fryer ‏@Rupert_Fryer 58s Mascherano sent off for kicking the bloke driving the little golf buggy to take him off the field.

10 goals and 10 assists in 28 games according to Wiki. A little bit of YT shows that he can take a corner too http://www.ligue1.com/joueur/payet-dimitri

10 goals and 10 assists in 28 games according to Wiki. A little bit of YT shows that he can take a corner too

Should probably go in the 'realistic targets' thread actually

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 4m Lille "open to offers" for France winger Dimitri Payet, reports PA. #nufc looked there in the past - exactly what they need now.

#France: Lloris; Debuchy, Rami, Sakho, Mathieu; Cabaye, Guilavogui, Matuidi; Valbuena, Benzema, Payet. #Brazil: Julio César; Daniel Alves, Thiago Silva, David Luiz, Marcelo; Luiz Gustavo, Paulinho, Oscar; Neymar, Hulk, Fred.

Just blazed over from about 7 yards, tried to kick the leather off it

SandalsForGoalposts ‏@Sandal4Goalpost 50m GOAL PAPISS DEMBA CISSE! Think it was M'Bengue with a beautiful cross and the keeper was caught in no man's land. Wonderful header.

Great article in The Blizzard about that. Recovered from a damaged meniscus in his knee in 24 days to play in the final. Usually it takes 3-6 months

Cabaye on for the final 15, got the captain's armband

We laugh at Benfica and their first world football problems. But good GOD that must hurt

Nick Szczepanik ‏@NickSzczepanik 1m Sunderland fans chanting "Channel 5 Thursday night" at Europa League-bound #thfc - what night will Sunderland's European games be on?

Not sure another player could make a pen look that fucking cool

Surely that's a foul!

Some of the most tree trunk like legs in the Football League

The one solace I can take from this season of shit is the consistency shown in getting the team news out an hour before kick off. Proud.

I think he got fucked off at the team getting bummed and wanted to show the fans a bit of desire

Football

Miles Starforth ‏@milesstarforth 12s Ben Arfa and Gouffran to come on for second half. #nufc