Tiresias

It's his attempt at a disguise

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6202/cisse.jpg uh oh, enjoy the bench Cisse!

I thought the medical seemed to have happened a bit fast...don't think anything to worry about...

I'm nervous now

At this rate he'll have retired from footy and be having a testimonial by march

I'd have to take a bath afterwards obviously

love this followed by Kind of want to give the second guy a hug

With any luck, Andy Carroll, a year ago

HOW THE HELL ARE WE THIS COMPETANT. REALLY? I MEAN. AAAAH.

This is epic trolling the mackems.

He loves #19 and may reveal why if he scores 19 goals this season, does not want any other number. I hope he doesn't reach 19 sooner than expected and then decide not to score any more

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6202/CissePards.jpg

Feel a bit sorry for Best today though, must be a bit of a downer for him.

We should do what Arsenal are trying with Van Persie 'sign' his young kid (in reality kidnap him and demand he stay otherwise he doesn't get him back)

This is me right now.

He's the black Demba Ba.

Don't give him the no 9 unless he really wants it, there's a weight of expectation there that's unhealthy, prefer to give it to him once he's earned it (unless Ba is just playing coy about not wanting it)

Ben Arfa's in charge of our signings now? Probably only likes the lad because he threw a tantrum. Also I love that sketch, spot on about far too much coverage.