Tiresias

50p bill kenwright once found lying on the street

No way we can afford Falcao, even if he would be great.

Yes I know but he's played better here than that season... Ok had kinda pushed that out of my mind IGNORE ME

I don't quite see what's so wrong with playing Guthrie as a left midfielder, granted he's not going to act as a winger much but he'll do a fair job shielding Raylor (assuming Santon doesn't get the nod).

Without Jonas we have less ball retention ability further up the pitch so his loss means we're more likely to be geared to the counter. i wouldn't mind pushing guthrie out wide, i like his interaction with HBA

Stay classy newcastle online

They don't have great threat at front, danger is coming from midfield, if we can pin it back and test defence we minimise danger, and keep an eye on Mata and Sturridge.

I conceed he's more expensive than worth even if was affordable / possible tbh. That was a brief daliance with silly

aaah forgot he was 30, some reason thought he was 26 or something

She's probably still looking for money to pay off her debts now that she isnt in with the Royal Family. Could be a good move for her.

Know it's very unlikely considering our current policy, and probably out of our price range (shouldn't be with carroll money, but yeah...) but I wouldn't mind a punt for Berbatov? He's obviously been for sale for a fair while and no-ones really come in for him, and while he can drop out of games I think he can be a lovely player and Pardew seems to have a good relationship with ferguson. Probably been brought up before though, and doubt we'd go for someone so expensive. We'll be signing cheap talent I know, but he's great for providing assists for wingers cutting in.

Um I think 'supposedly' makes its makes sense, from sunderland's perspective they do think they have a stronger squad

Man U really miss obertan

Aaah makes sense...but can't really rely on being given a favour like that

Man U losing to a championship team is always funny

Go CP!

Give him a job as our mascot at the derby

None of the spurs players were appealing, his body blocked the shot and it just rolled off his arm... Still rules the rules, just most the time see those ignored

lucky spurs...I think that was very harsh actually. Think I'll turn off as PAOK will now just try and park the bus, the footy will be ruined

Think so The commentators get so excited when Pienaar gets the ball for some reason

Wasn't it rumoured we were in for Corlunka? Please no.

Hopefully they can poach that bright young prospect Steve Kean

awful defending!

I had to wash my eyes to believe i saw zigic run past a defender

They'll get O'Neil then he'll walk out, then they'll get Mark Hughes, then he'll walk out, then hire Bruce again