Ryan

Apparently £36m upfront with lots of extra future bonuses. Completely bonkers

Shocking.

Would rather keep Cisse than bring Lasogga in, he's done nothing since his permanent transfer there.

Absolutely mental. Man Utd are a joke

Cavani!!

Jesus, RMC usually pretty reliable as well. He's playing for Monaco right now against PSG. They still need to buy a proper striker ffs.

2 in 2 for Jovetic at Inter.

Sevilla vs Atleti on now and Monaco vs PSG starting in 20 minutes

52 points. Had 17 this morning. Saved by Ayew, Pelle, Shaw and Gomis. Captain Aguero was a bit of a killer, mate triple captained him

2-0 Dortmund, Aubameyang. Really look like they're back to their best under Tuchel, carving Hertha apart easily here.

1-0 Dortmund, Hummels!

Ref in the St Etienne vs Bastia game just sent some guy off as he was being carried away on a stretcher savage.

£4.2m for Gouffran might even be better than £35m for Andy Carroll.

17 points with Ayew and Gomis to play Christ.

3-0 Bayern, Robben pen. Muller was on a brace, not quite sure why he didn't take the pen.

Fuck off man

Why is he so anti Newcastle? Had a brilliant spell here (well before my time) and got the move he wanted with no fuss, I don't see why he seems to slag us off at every opportunity.

BTSport's Premier League coverage is utter trash compared to their European stuff.

Coquelin...what an absolute bellend. Midfield 'hardman' my arse.

Agree with everything he said in his post match interview with BT there.

GW4 Newcastle 1-0 Arsenal Villa 2-1 Sunderland Bournemouth 1-1 Leicester Chelsea 3-1 Palace Liverpool 2-0 West Ham Man City 3-0 Watford Stoke 2-1 WBA Spurs 2-1 Everton Southampton 2-0 Norwich Swansea 2-2 Man Utd

Markovic to Fenerbahce on a season long loan is a strange one, thought he did alright for them in the second half of last season. De Bruyne also left out of the Wolfsburg squad for their game at the weekend. Transfer to City looks inminent now.

I'd be properly p*ssed if I was a Southampton or West Ham fan, not even being able to make the Europa group stages man. Southampton were absolutely tripe tonight, lumping long balls up to Pelle the whole game seemed to be their game plan.