JB

Northern Irish commentator absolutely butchering the Uruguayan names, shockingly.

11 players "unavailable" for Northern Ireland.

Going to sit and watch the other us get hammered then. This is on red button and on the BBC website for those interested.

Fucking Welbeck

Peru are awful like

Me too. http://www1.theladbible.com/images/content/630w/52d2f6505c633.png Harrowing.

Couple of dirty challenges from Peru so far.

A bit shit.

"I think the tournament's already started" - Lee Dixon doesn't even know what month it is.

:lol: Jesus Christ

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/roy.jpg

Yippie.

I'm in and I've paid.

That's great. The one colour kit thing is awful, like.

I hope he dies soon and horribly.

What the fuck have they done to the stripes?!

Oh great, three.

Tbf the formation and tactics are fucking dreadful. Not sure what Pardew was thinking. Player aren't blameless mind. Everything is awful.

Tiote is so fucking thick

Fucking horrible cunts

Cunting fucking shite.

Fuck off!

Perhaps implying their intent to riot after the game?

Never a free kick that FFS.