Sir Toon

The supermarkets need to start stocking more sports gear whilst Ashley is in the huffy den. Create a market that they had no chance in before to teach him a lesson.

Yip, as said. shite. Red Bull were linked with us years ago along with Leeds. As per usual though, there can only be a sale with a willing buyer and there's no way Ashley will give up the golden goose. ever.

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Its not rained all day so it cant have been today

Will there fuck be any trouble unless a manc interrupts someones game of candy crush. More chance of selfies.

It would take a multitudinous set of lucky/clever decisions/circumstances to get us anywhere near the solid foundations Rafa had us built upon. 3 years work dismantled in 2 months and it's a long road back and one that won't be taken by choice. Ashley is pig headed enough to believe NUFC in its current guise is still worth North of £350m though, we need it to cost him money to run before he jacks it in to the highest bidder. Totally agree. Even the basic stuff like squad value. Rafa had Longstaff worth £35m, Schar worth north of £20m, Lascelles north of £20m, Perez north of £30m. There's £100m of assets right there. After a month of Bruce Longstaff would be lucky to fetch £12m, Schar £6m and Lascelles £10m. Good job they sold Perez when they did . He's honestly completely fucked it this time. Utter utter clown. How the fuck he ever became a Billionaire is beyond me.

Just wait until the recent direct debit fails get clocked. The number of empties will soon shoot up as the current for sale numbers are massively flawed as loads of seats that are shown as gone, wont be.

I also know of at least 10 people who have cancelled their d/d this month so there should be a big hit a-coming

Some of the replies tho....

Fixed Too right. We'd never be told anyway.

Be loads of middle aged mackems in sweaty y-fronts spamming twitter at the minute as it's like a fish hook full of worms in a paddling pool full of piranhas in it's ease. Be class if one of these accounts got lucky mind.

The replies.

With Ashley's helicopter only here a few minutes and odds on not to have fatty on board, its obvious this is just part of the propaganda going on as they know people are tracking their movements.

Helicopter left about 15 mins ago and currently flying South over Yorkshire. Probably rummaged through Rafa's drawers.

probably best to stay clear of social media for a few days as it's going to be nothing but conflicting shite that'll have you up and down more than a tramp on gas.

Managerial debate is completely hypocritical of everything the Ashley ownership has stood for because the job is anything but managerial. It's basically controlled puppetry. May as well employ Brian Connelly. https://gfycat.com/vacantspottedcatfish

Why's no-one mentioned clubs? In fact, why has no-one mentioned old biscuits? My all time fave was the UNITED bar.

https://ashleyout.com/finances/

Better socks like.

The mention of an embargo is just another one of those delaying tactics that Ashley's people get out there. Not that much further for this year's charade to last though before the next stooge comes in to swell Ashley's coffers indirectly.

What importance it has to do with the takeover? Please explain to me, I really don't understand. Yeah I don’t get it either Read the replies. They explain it in there I did. Still none the wiser. I must be thick. Well I wrote the reasoning that I could gather from the replies on the previous page. It’s probably nothing but their theory seems to be the strawberry place land sale was pending planning permission and the sale has been cancelled as new owner wants the land as part of the deal to expand. Tbh I think it’s nothing major myself Not that I believe there is going to be a takeover now or ever but surely any knowledgeable buyer would be aware of the chances of getting the land behind the gallowgate sorted when its still possible rather than potentially having to splash out hundreds of millions on alternative ideas of stadium upgrade

Takeover threads need scrapped once this one plays out along it's usual fiddle. Insanity is what it is.

Fixtures still aren't up on the official website. Looks like Charnley is stuck getting in to work with all the flood water.

The Mirror predicts this opening weekend. Bournemouth vs Southampton Brighton vs Sheffield United Burnley vs Wolves Chelsea vs Aston Villa Liverpool vs Leicester City Manchester City vs West Ham United Newcastle United vs Manchester United Norwich City vs Crystal Palace Tottenham Hotspur vs Everton Watford vs Arsenal