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might have been mentioned before - but it looks like the tv fixtures have been chosen - Well that's going to be a blast - Manure vs villa - considering out of the three running for the 2 spots - they have least chance of getting there.

@Ameritoon It's not like you're going to get relegated now is it ?

Not yet updated - But would prefer for us not to be on TV for the stupid reason that the team may perform better knowing there isn't a big audience than those in the ground, as there will be some pressure - Everton aren't just coming for the sight seeing.

Ah - but you are wrong - if Shitty lose - and we (Newcastle / Chelsea / Villa ) all win - then they come 6th - if Forest beat Chelsea - then they come 5th.

Good spot - it doesn't - updated table -

Further to this - and you never know what will happen - but the above is assuming that Shitty have won at Fulham - which if they don't, will then throw a load of other perms into the mix - which I'm not even thinking about.

@Colos Short and Curlies Ok, so I got out the spreadsheet and just typed in the perms - there are 27 way the results could end up (taking that the chelsea / forest result will result in the same but opposite). From the outcomes, 7 will put us into the Europa league (@25% chance), with 20 putting us into the champions league (@75% chance). A list of perms is below -

It's all down to the permutations, so - NCAF W--- > CL But a draw and so Just Chelsea win, all perms of Villa - DWWL ? DWDL ? DWLL ? Chelsea draw - all perms villa - DDWD ? DDDD ? DDLD ? Chelsea loose .... Then Villa win - all perms of chelsea - ... Do i need to go on - I'm sure some whizz kid of a programmer could write a script in 5 mins that would work it all out.

that's powerpoint for you. shite app.

Probably not. so removed, also noticed there was a contradiction in the logic - so amended as below - think it right - but happy to be corrected.

Wonderful to do such a thing as in working it all out - but being pedantic - here's the actual flow - should always be top to bottom - but not as good as the original -

Can't win, had fun (as always), congrats in advance to @Magpie for doing this every season (hoping there will be one next), he does a sterling job. Bournemouth 5-0 Leicester Fulham 2-1 Man City Ipswich 2-2 West Ham Liverpool 3-1 Palace Man United 2-2 Villa Newcastle 3-1 Everton Forest 1-1 Chelsea Southampton 0-4 Arsenal Spurs 1-3 Brighton Wolves 2-2 Brentford

Gameweek 37 Villa 3-0 Spurs Chelsea 2-0 Man United Everton 3-1 Southampton West Ham 2-1 Forest Brentford 2-1 Fulham Leicester 1-2 Ipswich Arsenal 2-1 Newcastle Brighton 1-2 Liverpool Palace 1-2 Wolves Man City 1-2 Bournemouth

Looking at it with who's got to play who and the fact that the FA Cup is on the Sat with Shitty playing, I've come to the conclusion to wait until the final gamesweek as there are too many permutations to take into account. Once the next games week is done then there will be a, obviously, clearer picture as to who needs what. Also Spurs play Manure in the mid week as well, so Manure may not be up for the Villa games as much dependant on the result, which can be same for Shitty with their FA Cup game. Also obvious to say - 2 wins and we'll be second.

Gameweek 36 - deadline 15.00 Saturday 10th May Fulham 3-1 Everton Ipswich 2-2 Brentford Southampton 0-7 Man City Wolves 2-1 Brighton Bournemouth 1-1 Villa Newcastle 3-1 Chelsea Man United 2-0 West Ham Forest 3-0 Leicester Spurs 2-2 Palace Liverpool 3-1 Arsenal

Man City 3-1 Wolves Villa 2-2 Fulham Everton 1-1 Ipswich Leicester 0-2 Southampton Arsenal 3-0 Bournemouth Brentford 2-2 Man Utd Brighton 1-2 Newcastle West Ham 1-1 Spurs Chelsea 0-2 Liverpool Palace 2-1 Forest

Apols - was on my holibob's - so see you all next season i think.

Gameweek 32 - Man City 3-1 Palace Brighton 3-0 Leicester Forest 2-1 Everton Southampton 1-3 Villa Arsenal 2-0 Brentford Chelsea 2-1 Ipswich Liverpool 3-0 West Ham Wolves 2-0 Spurs Newcastle 3-1 Man United Bournemouth 2-2 Fulham Newcastle 2-0 Palace

Apols - saw the app on phone but didn't see this - will pay up asap. Now paid.

Gameweek 30 - deadline Tuesday 1st April @ 19.45 Arsenal 3-0 Fulham Wolves 2-1 West Ham Forest 2-0 Man United Bournemouth 3-1 Ipswich Brighton 2-2 Villa Man City 4-0 Leicester Newcastle 3-1 Brentford Southampton 0-3 Palace Liverpool 2-1 Everton Chelsea 2-0 Spurs Gameweek 31 - deadline Saturday 5th April @ 12.30 Everton 1-2 Arsenal Palace 2-1 Brighton Ipswich 1-2 Wolves West Ham 2-2 Bournemouth Villa 1-1 Forest Brentford 2-1 Chelsea Fulham 1-3 Liverpool Spurs 3-0 Southampton Man United 2-2 Man City Leicester 1-3 Newcastle

Everton 2-0 West Ham Ipswich 1-3 Forest Man City 3-1 Brighton Southampton 0-2 Wolves Bournemouth 2-1 Brentford Arsenal 3-1 Chelsea Fulham 2-1 Spurs Leicester 0-2 Man Utd

The thing I always find funny is the difference between the concept pictures and reality. How often does Manchester or anywhere in north england look like that - never.

Forest 1-1 Man City Brighton 3-1 Fulham Palace 2-2 Ipswich Liverpool 5-0 Southamtpon <<< Typo Brentford 2-2 Villa Wolves 2-1 Everton Chelsea 3-0 Leicester Spurs 1-2 Bournemouth Man United 1-3 Arsenal West Ham 2-3 Newcastle

Brighton 2-1 Bournemouth Palace 1-2 Villa Wolves 2-1 Fulham Chelsea 5-0 Southampton Brentford 3-1 Everton Man United 3-1 Ipswich Forest 1-3 Arsenal Spurs 2-3 Man City Liverpool 3-1 Newcastle West Ham 3-0 Leicester

Leicester 0-2 Brentford Everton 2-1 Man United Arsenal 3-0 West Ham Bournemouth 3-1 Wolves Fulham 2-0 Palace Ipswich 2-3 Spurs Southampton 0-3 Brighton Villa 2-1 Chelsea Newcastle 3-1 Forest Man City 1-3 Liverpool