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They’ve used it to show off Noon and they’ll show him in the shirt tomorrow morning.

Considering Chelsea just signed a 20m sleeve sponsor the dam seems to have burst for prices.

Anyone done the Noon = Fewm joke yet?

Given we’ve almost surpassed his original figure, he’ll have to say that.

Neom have just title sponsored McLarens electric racing endeavours with extreme E and Formula E Cars. No outrage for the probably ridiculous sum of money I’m sure they’ve taken.

Hopefully they go down this season.

Off to get Brent Burns after?

Is that a private plane?

Any planes collecting Botman?

We’ll await pictures at 5ish then

Where’s the medical with the ground being done up?

Fast?

Tbf Bayern like to do daft deals if you look at some of the ways they were going to structure the Mane deal. Maybe they’ll enjoy working with his agent.

Feels like we’ve got nothing solid in the rumour mill at the moment.

Just so our very own Cindy Crawfords shirt is a bust?

That video is insane, imagine popping in to the shop today and seeing that catwalk.

Has Howe ever worked on with a 5 at the back? Having Schar, Botman and Burn in there sounds sexual.

I didn’t realise he was confirmed for next year tbh.

I think he’s just a disappointed Milan fan.

Reckon us pulling the plug on ekitike has forced Lille’s hand to accept?

Did I just see a video of a drunk XXS man confining Botman?

Heard he gives Tyson Gay a run for his money…

Unsurprising really given we took their best player.

When it comes to his agent unless we get him on a crazy long deal we’re going to be back to square one when his deals coming to an end having to deal with a humongous prick.

Awful, we didn’t stand a chance.