Deuce

"Jonjo Shelvey was sent off for the last time in a Newcastle kit...sent off the side of the Tyne Bridge, that is."

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amen

Ooo, a twist. Hopefully with erotic consequences.

Nope.

Add him to the list of players we're linked with every offseason.

Sunderland trolled by some Chinese betting site

Looked gassed by the time he came off. Should start next match, easily.

This is the kind of match, at home against lower-half competition, that we need to win all season.

He owned West Ham's midfield today.

We'd be starting Colback over Merino under Pards, Carver, McLaren

This is the best I've seen us play in a long, long time.

Oh my god Mitro scores

Him or Merino. Probably Ritchie for me

probably

Hard to see from replay, looked like a shoulder to the head, maybe an elbow

Shelvey: i am the thickest fucker on this team Mitro: hold my beer

He's quicker than I thought

Ritchie wants a goal

Clark has been great today as well, on both sides of the ball

Outstanding for that second goal

That was all Ritchie

Mitro on for Joselu at some point

Atsu should've kept running with that