Deuce

We'll all be able to look back on this and laugh when he turns out to have the footballing fortitude of a hot fart.

From the chron. Fair enough then. Still a shame that he apparently doesn't want to stay though, whatever the reason. Yeah, I'd be interested to see if it's just down to £££ or if its something else. Might have to do with NUFC and Everton's divergent outcomes when it comes to developing prospects, coupled with the fact that Everton are a better-run club.

Or how about we try to convince him staying at NUFC would be best for him? What suggests we haven't done that?

Love those shoulder stripes All black kit in playing outdoors in the summer months in Orlando. Having lived there in the past who thought that would be a good idea ? wrong Orlando bruh

Are you sure it was butter?

This is one of those odd myths that's commonly accepted as fact. Anita was not better than Yedlin defensively.

We held on to Vuckic for 8 years and 5 loan spells. Armstrong is 20; this isn't his last shot.

Laughable if we can't scrounge together 4.4mil.

We're desperate for someone to play behind the striker so I'm not sure I agree. He's not coming anyway though. It would be a bold and outstanding move. Which is why it'll never happen.

The Pride of Curaçao

Competing for minutes with Adam Lafawnduh and Gary Madine (?)

Purebloods, I like it.

please don't be shit

gotta think of space in the dressing room

Good luck to him. Glad he's gone.

human civilization is finished.

Atsu looks ready for bed.

Everton are just looking at the market and setting the price accordingly...in that regard, 25mil isn't really that unreasonable. The way to get these prices to drop is for clubs to stop paying them. Which is difficult when the likes of City and Chelsea have no problem dropping 25mil on bench players.

Because he wasn't good enough to warrant PSG restructuring their playing style around him. It was a dumb move for both parties.

Doesn't even have a wiki entry. Shit.

He's the same height as Surgeo Aguero. He's not too small but to be that small and succeed you need to very strong in other physical attributes and I'm not certain he's got them to be successful in the Premier League. Aguero has excellent lower body strength.

Absolutely.

Is he on decently-high wages? Only 25 years old, in theory it seems we should be able to shift him on to any top-end Championship club with relative ease.