Deuce

Yep, that was coming.

Good work by Jozy. Unlucky he couldn't get a shot off.

Love me some Ray Hudson. Maniac.

Interesting line-up tonight: Guzan; Evans, Goodson, Orozco, Castillo; Bedoya, Beckerman, Kljestan, Diskerud, Zusi; Altidore. Wouldn't be surprised if we lose tbh.

Think Anita's more likely than MYM.

Don't worry you Icelanders. It's in the cards for you lot. You'll make it to Brazil and eliminate the U.S., karma for stealing Johannsson.

Papiss probably won't be there either, though.

It helps when you have Baines, Jagiekla, Cahill and Carrick starting and not the trinity of utter cunts, Cole, Terry and Ferdinand. Cole walks back into this side, like. Think so too.

They'll make it to Brazil.

Nah. Not you, Yorkie.

Bunch of fair weather fans around here.

You have some very talented young players.

Careful! Wayne's plugs!

That Poland keeper from Arsenal with the initials WS has made some big saves.

Ahh, fuck off.

Aboutrika. Been hitting some beautiful free kicks today. Cool as you like on the penalty.

Egypt so unlucky the past few minutes.

Essien with an awesome goal 2-0

Ray Hudson

Gyan 1-0

Ghana-Egypt on now.

The worst they'd do is replace all the SD signage with RB signage. And exchange Wonga for those headbutting bulls.

Ugh, don't give in so easily.

Indonesian billionaire and owner of D.C. United Erick Thohir has bought a controlling interest in Internazionale. A very interesting development for D.C. Be nice to get some young Inter players on loan. We were dogshit this season.

10 year-old Romelu: