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He is massively talented. Very few players in the world have his skill. But he also runs hot and cold. He may make two or three brilliant runs in a game, but he also disappears from the match for long stretches. Much of that is down to how poorly we play as a whole, but he needs to be far more consistent.

Finding it difficult to care about this situation any longer.

That's what fullbacks are for. That's all ours are good at anyway.

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Ooh unlucky. He's your Shola.

Had an assist yesterday against Leicester. That's 3 in 5 appearances for Birmingham.

All our heavy-hitters bar Atlético played away this weekend, but it's certainly commendable I really really need an MLS team to give two f***s about. I can't commit to the league without that You'd make a great Chivas USA fan, VI.

Joseph and Alonso are too similar to work effectively together in a 2-man midfield, imo.

I'm finding it entertaining. Pretty wide open game so far. Valeri is comfortably the best player on the pitch, Dempsey looks rusty, and Portland should have scored.

When D.C.'s new stadium finally gets up and rolling, it'll be excellent. Located in D.C. proper, in an area that's quickly gentrifying, and is easily accessible by bus and metro.

Should just bulldoze the steaming dump that is Fenway and put-up a brand new SS stadium in its place. Make the Sox play in Foxboro.

Comparatively they are great, especially for a league so young and a sport that's gaining popularity. MLS had a higher average attendance than the NBA and NHL last season. Several clubs average attendances above stadium capacity. It would be great to get the point where every MLS team has a permanent home and averages 20-30K a game. We're pretty close I think.

Seattle averages 40K a game, which is outstanding. Need to get the rest of MLS to that level.

Apparently the largest attendances this weekend are: 1) ManU 2) Bayern Munich 3) Seattle Sounders

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The closest thing we have to one. Seattle and Portland are the biggest "soccer cities" in the U.S.

Seattle v. Portland tonight, 10pm EST. 60K+ in attendance, should be an awesome match.

Immediately. Any transfer point deductions come out of the next gameweek. So if (say) I transferred Hazard out now, it would happen at his current price? And I would still get his points for this week? Sorry to be a bore about this. Yep, you'd get the 9.5m and whatever points he earns tomorrow.

According to Stew...

"killer dagger to the heart" Does not describe Cabaye in the slightest.

594 pages in 4 months. Impressive.

Was Garcia marking Campbell on his headers?

Allan McGregor has been my diamond in the rough so far.

City travel to Cardiff, leaving Newcastle with a 2-3 defeat.

Chelsea home last season was the best match we've played in recent memory, imo.