Deuce

Jesus wept, go cut yourself some more emo boy. Oh fuck off.

Just started laughing like a maniac. :lol:

We've gone out and did we what needed to do: win the league for Chelsea.

Cisse dispossessed, again.

http://modernandyoung.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/soon.jpg

I'd be honored to see him off.

Cisse ought to just park his bum at the corner flag and pick at the grass.

Krul is our first-choice RB at this point

Anita needs to draw fouls off Toure, fall over like he's been struck by a demon's whisper.

Rock bottom. Bet he's loving it.

Fuck it, might as well for a reenactment of the battle from "Zulu."

That's a wash.

Fuck off with this.

Can we start the gameday thread for the West Ham match? Getting excited thinking of all the Jonas's and Taylor's who won't be in the XI.

Franticly trying to remember my parents' DirecTV account details.

I don't think we'll be able to salvage a point now, with only 10 men.

Steven Taylor has to be one of dumbest human beings alive. Thick as fuck.

Dzeko just taking the piss against us today. Nobody can challenge him.

Jonas tries to burn Yaya down the sideline, pulls his hamstring. :lol:

At least one send-off today, maybe 2.

Fuck off ref, you cunt.

Like fuck that's a booking.

Still solely reliant on hero-runs from HBA to generate any sort of attack.

Watch it be something like, "Yohan Cabaye was a late scratch from the starting XI due to the sudden death of his mother"

We couldn't field a full XI if we pulled the Frenchies.