Deuce

"Oh look at me, I'm better than this." Pathetic.

Funny thing is, I despise Abramovich for sacking his managers if they don't win the fucking Champions League. What I'd kill for an owner like that.

The only thing that gives me pause is the fact that there are squads that seemingly want the drop more than we do right now. Villa and Reading seem determined to stay in the relegation zone.

If we drop, Ashley will have zero excuse for keeping him. Zero. You can't pilot a team from 5th to relegation in one season and reasonably expect to keep your job. Shame on me, assuming Ashley is a rational owner.

Tied on points with fucking Wigan.

Garbage. Terrible player.

A team that has scored fewer goals than us. 0-4.

Jonas is awful and he looks like a lesbian.

Wouldn't be a Newcastle game without a yellow for Tiote

Unbelievable. Aye Pards, let's abandon the offense to concentrate on defense all week in training. Doesn't matter when you have Danny Simpson and Mike Williamson in your starting 11.

Commentator on this channel just claimed Sammy is the closest thing we have to HBA :lol: edit: I guess I'm streaming an English channel

Rather watch Buffalo. A new low.

Christ I even want to see Obertan in this game.

It's actually laughable how poorly this team is playing. Mind-numbingly bad.

"It's my allowance mother, I'll burn it the way I want!"

Sad thing is, this "tactic" will fail 1,000 times, but all it will take is one successful try to confirm its worth to Pardew.

We also won't have to pay salaries to the likes of HBA, Cabaye, Ba, Cisse, Tiote, Santon, and Colo if we're relegated. Can't wait to see Shola get another 40-game season.

Ferguson and Cisse off. Marveaux and Sammy on. 4-3-3. 4-3-3. FOUR-THREE-FUCKING-THREE.

Cisse off, Shola on. Guarantee it. It's the only card Pards ever plays.

Pity shot from Lambert. Could've scored, chose not to.

Willo you lumbering bastard

The rat tail on the Soton keeper :ill:

We'd give up 4 goals a game without Saylor in the line-up this season.

Dinho about that, but they are currently in first place in Ligue 1. Have to think they won't be looking to sell if they remain contenders come January.