TheHoob

green with envy

The amount do you mean, or that it was Mitchells doing? I remember a crazy figure being bounced around at the time, may well have been re-evaluated since

Not according to that article at least, unless I'm missing something?

Especially when he apparently tried his best to spend £70m on Guehi

NEVER IN DOUBT LADS

Fuck I celebrated that Schar shot for a good second before I realised he'd missed

always said Man U were top lads especially that Froggy

Thank fuck for that ball traveled a canny way before it hit his arm there.

I've no doubt mentioned this before but the name Eliezer Mayenda must be absolutely honking in an mackem accent.

one of the saddest tweets I've ever seen that

Spurs winning it and Big Ange getting more time is the only positive outcome now.

what a terrible evening for football

Wouldn't be Newcastle without an occasional inexplicable botting.

Don't think that was a foul by Maguire for his goal like, just weak as piss defending.

minging

Rio an absolute embarrassment as usual.

Murphy man

Fuck off with that yellow

Excl: I'm told NUFCWill wanks dogs.

Sandro Tonali, taking the piss