TheHoob

Whey, wish more people started doing that sort of thing, 90% of Journos would be out of a job within a week

Can we let a few more games pass before we start listing which players will go and stay FFS Going to give me a nervous breakdown.

Just about to come on and say I've not had any problems with the quality of my last two puma kits, then I've remembered they were both Thai knockoffs

Outstanding that

Normally in the last few minutes before the bell went someone would shout hacky football, shit got serious then, it was a brave soul who kept hold of the ball

wheyyy

With 4 minutes to go too, bit radge

They just not bothering to tell us how much extra time we are getting to heighten the excitement? Would be so much hnnnngggg if I was a Dortmund fan.

Tyldesley man edit: fuck you Sima

Never going to help our initial impressions when the first picture we see of the shirts is always of them hanging off a tatty coat hanger looking shapeless and as if the picture has been taken with a 0.5 megapixel camera. Get Yo in it and we'll all want one

Really like Reus.

Nasty tackle that.

Lovely teeth.

Carragher taking up a role as a Sky Sports pundit when he retires at the end of the season

That lineup spells entertainment either way like, fair play

:lol:

What a fucking bellend.

I was just about to say this, it's all well and good saying we could do with a spine of homegrown talent but we can't afford to buy it in, and we don't produce good enough talent ourselves. Simple as that.

Shit

We have a good enough squad to challenge for Europa League. No doubt. So where are the goals going to come from for that? One injury to Cisse and we are a team with the weakest striking line-up in the league. Eh? Our goals last season came from one person in the first half, and another in the second half of the season, and we were challenging for a champions league spot. We didn't score enough compared to the teams around us, it was never going to last. The amount of goals in our midfield is criminal. Aye like others have said this is largely due to our style of play, Sissoko, Yohan, Anita, HBA, Gouffran, Marv are all capable of chipping in with goals if they were given more freedom, even sorting out our set penises could let the defenders chip in with a goal or two. Not saying it's all down to set up but it largely is.

We have a good enough squad to challenge for Europa League. No doubt. So where are the goals going to come from for that? One injury to Cisse and we are a team with the weakest striking line-up in the league. Eh? Our goals last season came from one person in the first half, and another in the second half of the season, and we were challenging for a champions league spot.

JK: Which one of you is Simon Bird? SB: Me JK: You're a cunt. Wish more press conferences started like that.