TheHoob

Got a few mates from Sunderland who kept making jokes about how Tiote is still in Jack Colbacks pocket they've got so many things to laugh about, fuck knows why they are going with that one

Ah man. Best thing about this one is after his earlier post he's definitely proof read this one a couple of times and thought "yep, nailed it"

My mate met him last week and apparently he was a reet cock. Krul and Santon were sound. Mint story, I know.

I can see the ban only lasting for a few games at most, then things will revert to type with the difference being the journos will now tread even lighter. That is the way I see it too, the club need local press to peddle their bullshit once in a while. The local press will probably just lap it back up because they need something to print to sell papers. Hopefully a few of the national journalists put the boot in after this though, I could see a move like this pissing off more journalists than just the ones that have been banned.

Caulkin is class, one of the few journalists I have time for. Looking forward to his take on things.

How come i've never seen this quote before, f***ing hell man Don't know if your respons is serious or sarcatic, so here is the full interview: http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/8971034/alan-pardew-says-newcastle-owner-mike-ashley-sometimes-doesnt-understand-how-football-works Sorry, realise that could sound like i'm being a massive bellend genuinely never seen those quotes before.

How come i've never seen this quote before, fucking hell man

This. What makes it even worse is they looked dead on there feet after 70 mins or so It's been a trait of the mackems' season that once they concede, they collapse. Unfortunately that tends to require the other team to attempt to put a foot on their throat, whereas when we scored, we helped them up, apologised and promised not to do it again. Spot on. Didn't think we even really deserved the equaliser tbh but once it went in they were the very definition of a team there for the taking, they had completely shot their bolt. Unfortunately we seemed to think a point would actually be quite nice and made no discernible effort to go on and finish the job. We willingly removed the bloke who has 50% of our premier league goals from the pitch with 20 minutes to go ffs. Not only removed him but replaced him with Shola who hasn't played since August. Everyone in the pub was cheering like mad when Remy was subbed for Shola, people are mental

I may live to regret this with that fat cunt in charge but I honestly don't care who comes in next, I just want him gone.

They did look knackered for the last half an hour or so, they'd stopped pressing and chasing the ball down like they had done in the first half. Instead of using the extra time we had on the ball Pardew decided it would be a good idea just to play hoof ball, just about sums him up.

:lol: Don't we have form for doing this with Colo before derby games?

Bet half the people at the Swansea ground had already left. Daft pen to give away, keeper looked like he was running through soup to get there

They still laughing their cocks off over that disabled kid being hit by a flare from their end? Must be reet hard bastards.

How many people go without actually knowing anyone? I like the sound of it, just not sure I fancy going round introducing myself as TheHoob to everyone

A few on here will be moiping all over, no more foreign fannies! Get them named then. Obviously exaggerating, just find it funny that there were a few people blaming all of our woes on having too many foreigners in our team was it foreigners or frenchies in particular ? I'll refrain from making throwaway comments in the future FWIW I agree with Mole that it wouldn't be too desperate, providing they get protection from the midfield and the fullbacks don't decide to have one of their days off from defending.

A few on here will be moiping all over, no more foreign fannies! Get them named then. Obviously exaggerating, just find it funny that there were a few people blaming all of our woes on having too many foreigners in our team

A few on here will be moiping all over, no more foreign fannies!

Don't do it to us, Mike.

Born in 1996 I did like one of the comments on that article though

Hughton for me unfortunately.

"Wilshere...is down again"

It was great Could have went horribly, horribly wrong too.

I'd be seriously unhappy if we were about to give a player who hasn't played a competitive game in more than 20 months a start like, imagine bringing Raylor back to the starting line up. I know they can't get much worse, but surely this is about the only way it would be possible for them to actually manage it