TheHoob

Did that last goal count? Edit: no Didn't hear the whistle go.

What on earth was that

Brentford pitch looks like farmland.

Er....he WAS on loan wasn't he ? In Spain ? Guessing he means that even when he was at other clubs they barely even played him. Can hardly blame that on the Wise effect.

He's had his chances, didn't Pardew say something a couple of months ago saying he'd only just started showing signs of life in training? Just because he's not been in any squads doesn't mean he's not had a chance to show something in training or for the reserves. I'm not going to feel sorry for him for ruining he career, I don't know if he's tried to force a move or something behind the scenes but i'm sure he's more than happy to sit around and pick up his 50k a week.

Far too pissed to make comment, name is awesome, 9/10 would bang.

So Colo is back to being shit again and he won't be up for a relegation battle with his head all over the shop. They really are amazing

This week is going to go down in legend like

We have a winner.

I've missed something here haven't I

What is happening with the world?

http://i.imgur.com/wT6JcOt.gif

Not really that similar once you get past the title tbf. Newcastle matched their bid then they asked for more unlike San Lorenzo who seem to have offered a 50p and a curly wurly.

I thought it was quite obvious like, main reason most of my posts contain far too many smilies is it's too easy for people to take written text the wrong way.

This place.

Only heard about this on the radio, assumed the ball boy was just a young one maybe 8-10 or something. What a bellend that kid looks, deserves a kick in the bollocks just for describing himself as a LAD on twitter.

Can't see any of the governing bodies siding with Colo and letting him go back on his contract. What kind of precedent would that set, there would be fucking chaos

Someone was showing pictures on his phone the other day claiming they were of the lass, chinese whispers on a grand scale Or there could be truth in it Either way I find it hard to believe if there was a serious illness the club would not have just came out and said that was the case. Sounds like he can either sort out a sensible fee for someone to buy him or lump it as far as i'm concerned. I know it is a cliché but he gets paid 60odd grand a week ffs.

Bored of this now.

Drogba's look out of the corner of his eye to Gervinho when they ask who has the worst haircut.

Probably NSFW

He's probably been hiding in that bush all morning to get that pic.