TheHoob

Can't wait for Ritchie to look like Messi for the rest of the season now.

what a cruel world

What a fucking finish

Feed the hoss.

Can’t wait for the red card to top it all off

Shock.

This Benitez is getting away with things because everyone is concentrating on hating Ashley looks like the new line then. Fuck off Souness.

And to think I was quite looking forward to this.

Always took it as he just fucking hates Newcastle fans to be honest.

0 - 2 now Can't help but feel a bit sorry for Shteeve, not his fault people keep paying him untold millions despite the fact that he's a fucking shambles

What a farce, obviously happy like.

Aye.

got to be one of the worst 20 minutes I’ve ever seen from a footballer.

Get in. They'll be even more desperate to sell him now mind.

Jesus wept, that thought hadn’t entered even my deepest darkest nightmares

Douglas retweeted a journo saying that a deal had been reached for Muto fwiw.

As a young lad with basically unlimited funds I couldn't imagine there being many better places to live that London like. I love Newcastle obviously but there's hardly a comparison, unless it's a quieter life someone is after.

Wonder what wages he's on after his new contract.

Hoying the money around at the moment West Ham it seems, they must be mental!

Bet they did their usual "£15! There's your starting price" patter as well. That Donald tweet is something else like.

Is this real life?