Tiotes Witch Doctor

Sign ALLL the players

So Cisse would have ended up with 11 league goals and 19 goals overall for last season, that would have looked sooooo much better on his stats

After being highly pessimistic on all things NUFC since probably around January I'm going to be optimistic and say these deals will come off, now that I'm being positive and not a negative nancy these things will definitely happen.

Two signings

Just been watching a strengths and weaknesses video on youtube, from the clips shown it seems like he is very good at holding up the ball and bringing others into play which is something that was completely non existent last season, looks comfortable with the ball at his feet and running with the ball too. Seems extremely strong. If anything he weakest area looks to be his long distance speed and heading.... from what I've watched of course.

Was laughing at that then realised on twitter that he actually said it :lol:

Lee Ryder ‏@Lee Ryder 46s This #toon demolition of St Mirren makes a total mockery of those who ridiculed Joe Kinnear's Champions League ambitions. #Proud #NUFC

Tiote just smashed the ball into orbit apparently, how is his shooting so bad? No doubt our travelling morons were shouting SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

Second assist from Sameobi there, hes on fire!

Gosling's missed 3-4 good sounding chances judging by the journos... good performance?

If we don't score a third I'm gonna kick reet off.

Ryder's getting a bit excited isn't he.

GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Heartbreaking stuff :'(

Yeah well lets look at the bright side, we might not bring in any strikers and we'll fall badly behind the rest of the PL but at least Ashley saves some coin, that makes it all worthwhile for me at the end of the day.

Thought I'd post this in the rumours rather than the actual thread but been told tonight that Remy is staying in the hilton tonight, for talks with us tomorrow. Very much friend of a friend sort of stuff from a guy who supposedly works security at the hotel. I will will more than likely be proved wrong tomorrow.

Gomis and Remy would be my preferred pair of the ones we are linked to, just think overall from the limited I do know about Gomis that he would offer more all round to the team than Bent.

One of the few times I'm not actually angry with the board for offering less than the "asking price" 7 million is a fair deal under the circumstances and if we do pull out I hope they live to regret not selling him for the offer price. If we do move on though I hope there are other targets, because it really does just smack of "we just couldn't get it over the line" Another long season with Shola beckons if we don't get something tied up soon.

Signings :frantic:

Hope we can get this done ASAP to put everyone at ease. Its been a long hard summer.

How reliable are GFN? Some on twitter seem to take what they say as gospel but others have referred to them as the french equivalent of the sun.

I keep reading that he would prefer Marseille and it makes me sad :'(

Can definitely see the Gomis deal happening but I think this will be a non starter, I think it will be put up or shut up in terms of actually buying him.