Tiotes Witch Doctor

Just been for a night out, thought I'd check this thread out, because guaranteed day or night its still near enough top of the pile Hes not coming man! :'(

Think Vuckic is shite myself, never understood the hype around him.

Its hardly a coincidence that offers for Douglas, Debuchy and De Jong have all been described as derisory at one time or another. Teams have pegged on to what we're trying to do, I.e, bring in quality players on the cheap and therefore to avoid being made a mug of are raising the price.... only in this instance the price they were holding out for was allegedly only about a million more, why not just pay the fucker, bring in a quality fullback and get 2-3 million for Simpson to make up for any extra paid. I simply can't understand this, there's playing hardball and then there's just being plain naive and stupid. Theres no way we can get a RB as good as Debuchy for under the 8 million euros they apparently want, therefore we will end up with Simpson IMO. And hes fucking shit, don't care what any opta stat's or fanboys say.

Missed out on arguably one of the best right backs in Europe right now over a million or euros, what an absolute clanger. Stuck for another season with that cunt Simpson at RB I would expect. Cant grumble too much the way things were last season etc.... but we've really missed a trick here. Full international right back... French... desperate to join... and we still miss out. Ridiculous.

Makes me feel like smashing things to pieces this bloody transfer saga, but I'm not a mackem so I probably wont.

I'm going to back West Ham to be the next team to go into administration.

Journal obviously know fuck all and are just keeping the story going to sell their fucking shit paper.

Bantston Pickle.

They've f***ed their headline up a bit Cutting edge journalism.

God I hate nufcfans.

Theres still a good chance he won't sign.

Adam & the bants

He was seeing my step sister for a bit, she reckons he was an arrogant twat and a bit stuck up. Women

I'm sure he said something similar months ago, the tease.

This is really beginning to upset me now. Just started my 2 weeks off work aswell so instead of getting out and about making the most of it and packing to move into my new flat I'll be on this forum all day and bastarding night. Not that I don't enjoy the musings of all you fine folks though.

Good thing you're not in charge of our transfers then. At least we would get players for positions we actually need them.

Still think we should be looking at a quality LB and shifting over Santon myself.

More conjecture

Saw Santon tonight in Asda and his bird is so fit she made me prolapse right in the middle of biscuits aisle. Absolute little stunner.

To be fair though I've heard that L'Equipe is the french version of the sun.

pards has said he'll be playing centrally Please point me to these quotes by Pards, thanks Allow me: When asked if he was impressed by Ba's comments hinting towards staying at United, Pardew told the Evening Chronicle: "They have never been anything other if you speak to Demba. "He's always had the same feeling for the club. I think he understands that the fans love him here. "He wants to repay that. By the same token we all have to make sure that everybody is happy here." Ba has asked Pardew about playing more as a centre-forward this season, having been deployed mainly in a wide position after the arrival of his compatriot Papiss Cisse in January. And the Newcastle manager has indicated that Ba will get his chance to lead the line alongside Cisse for the coming 12 months. "Demba wants to play in a central role. He wants to get himself chances to score goals," said Pardew. "And I think that in 90 per cent of the games next year that's where he will play."

I cant actually think of a transfer saga in recent times that has frustrated me more than this one, I really don't think this will happen and I think he will stay at Lille in the end, and we'll probably plod on with Danny Simpson or bring in a left back and shift Santon to the right (which probably makes more sense anyway)