Tiotes Witch Doctor

Mike Ashley making it his sole aim to unsettle as many teams and players as possible this transfer window

I get the impression from Simpson's tweets that he isn't going anywhere. Got a horrible feeling this wont happen http://media.picfor.me/001456472/kg-widescreen-wallpaper--cry--Sad/Cry--eyes--lips--face--lagrimas--cosas--eye--tears--mix--parts-of-the-body--funny_large.jpg

Wonder if we make any more money back from the supposed sell on clause thats in the contract

Half of them think that lot are s**** though. Never thought of that, they are blinded by bitterness and hatred. Don't know about anyone else but on the rare occasion the mackems have a few decent players I'm willing to admit it and not be a 10 year old about it.

Not really bothered what they think too much but it is quite funny how they never learn... asking if Debuchy is so good then why isn't a bigger club in for him and how are we getting him so cheap, forgetting that Cabaye, Tiote, Ben Arfa, Cisse, Ba and Santon to an extent are already perfect examples that we can get top quality players over the line for a good fee.

Because he isn't and wont be the central striker next season?

I've noticed Ba seems to be very careful in what he says... or at least that's the way it seems, he never actually comes out and says that hes definitely staying regardless of other clubs come knocking or not, he just says hes happy and that no other clubs have came in for him yet... this way if say Man Utd came knocking, he could leave and still not have lied about it, if you notice every quote hes made about staying is the same, hes not ruling anything out. Probably very smart tbh after the whole Carroll saga.

Recovered from his injury by getting another injury

Sounds like another Colin

Transferfootball ‏@TransfersCentre Newcastle United are closing in on the signature of Lille right-back Mathieu Debuchy #NUFC Anyone know the reliability of him?

More reliable than Lee Ryder though.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/7862339/Black-Cats-eye-Magpies-target 10-12 million though? Would be worth paying just to see the reactions on RTG if we managed to beat them to his signature

"Ba is at least as better as Cisse." Disagreeing with Paxton but still hilarious. Makes incredible sense. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=712981&page=24#ixzz1zUtgTlOb

Sessegnon AND.........................I'm out.

Ba He's only really been brought off in the games we've been crusing if memory serves.

If we put Obertan up front we could just put really really hard crosses on his napper and watch them bounce off at 100mph, a few of them are bound to fly in.

Who's the one who is incapable of playing over 70 minutes? Also I'm aware the window has just opened but I'm still worried we'll be left short. If Ba does fuck off we will need to bring in 3 strikers IMO. And I just cant see that happening. Reckon we should have tried harder to keep Best at the club, did absolutely nothing wrong and his PL goal record was good for us aswell, his link up play was vital to some other goals aswell...e.g... 3-0 Blackburn at home.

What the hell are we going to do in the AcOn? As it stands right now we have Shola left to play up front and thats it, unless he gets a Nigeria call up? :S We need to pull our fingers out this window and get a couple of strikers in man.

No IT'S not. Photoshopped.

Hadn't noticed that and now its driving me mental.

Anyone seen this? And yes IT'S real!

Mate text me and said he was at the Airport this morning eating a baguette

Typical Mirror, just probably gathered up every rumour thats going round about him signing for Gladbach and made it into their own article.

Just by merely glancing at his picture I can tell he's the next Van Persie.

Johnson reminds me a lot of Simpson, poor positional sense but generally quite good in the tackle, both shit overall.