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Bruce is still here because the PL blocked the sale.

This plays into the 'done well in difficult circumstances' narrative. We can't win.

In the PL, he played for Trevor Francis(CPFC) and erm Steve Bruce (BCFC) under whom they were relegated. So we'd best bow to his wealth of experience.

Does hoping or rolling our sleeves up not count then?

Can anyone offer one single constructive way we can improve which has come out of Bruce’s mouth?

If the Saudis and Qatar make peace over Bein, I hope one condition is that Wookiee-Mitts has to go.

Bruce and Fernandez apparently fell out at half time during the last game...

I wish someone would suggest this on TV.

Have any of Ferguson’s players or assistants been anything other than Dinosaurs as managers?

When we get taken over, I’m being issued with Rachel Riley and a jar of Nutella. How’s that for optimism?

It's much the same as the way that most people, given the choice, would prefer to have a wank rather than eat shit.

Edwards tweeting out of the blue, that Bruce shouldn't be sacked. Where's he got that rumour from?

Whitney also says children are out future - so the youth team guy will be taking over.

The same reason Trump's behaviour bother me. A cunt is a cunt.

What are you for, IMTTS? What do you love about Newcastle? What motivates you to be here? No wonder people think you’re that c*nt from the Torygraph - you only exist to shit in our dreams, like some sort of coprophile Freddie Kruger.

If he makes a poison cake, *then* we worry, surely.

Are there any other correspondents who fucking hate the team they are suppose to report on?

Shite, we're playing today...

I'll drink a pint of Monkey Spunk if Spurs are worth anything like 3.5 bn.

FFS - The ‘big 6’ blocked our takeover. This can’t be allowed to stand.

Tottenham are in the big 6 because London.

Everyone wants their 5 minutes of fame Probably more likely that Nathan. Toon Polls are way more likely to be bullshitting for extra followers. Unlikely, given the half-hour between the two posts.

Robert O’Donoghue orders the flour to become bread.

If Masters has told the consortium that the PL need to show the 'Big 6' that they are painted into a corner, legally speaking, then this would make sense...

He's a 21st century Dave Bassett.