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Jeremy Goss

All Police at the scene to soon be found with no arms,legs or head.

Gullit and Owen on the same sofa

Commentary team said he had been taken to hospital for scans. They also mentioned a suspected break

Assistant commentator is a complete prick with a massive chip on his shoulder.

Stuck my £50 free bet on Chelsea 3 - 3 Shaktar. Would of returned £2000. Final score Chelsea 3 - 2 Shaktar. Close but no cigar.

I've heard some of them call S Taylor a stamp collector (god knows why)

Is that to do with S Taylor?

90% of the forum: Debuchy still to come in at right-back http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/Smileys/Newcastle-Online/yao.png

Had a tenner on Ivory Coast @ around 3/1. Probably be void now the fuckers

What's the current score?

Still haven't forgotten his cracker of an effort that hit the bar against Liverpool away last season

Definite pelanty

Seems Betfair mainly offer their wincasts as FGS,sometimes they do offer AGS though so definitely worth keeping an eye on.

HBA anytime? Where the hell did you get 10/1 for that? Best i can see is 16/5 so doubt even enhanced odds treble that bet Edit: NUFC win and Tiote(or Bigi, Anita, Saylor) to score anytime is only 11/1. Put Williamson in and its a pretty s*** 17/1 It's a wincast on Betfair so it means first goal scorer and team to win.

£10 on Ben Arfa/Newcastle win for tomorrow @ 10/1. Money back if it loses so all good

They're gonna get raped about 6 or 7 nil soon with those stats. Just hope it's us that dishes it out

They say you should never bet on your own team. Even fucking more so if you support Sunderland.

Nolan

They will at the end as Pardew came down in stoppage time against Everton

If you enjoy reading about gambling,have a look at this bloke. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archie_Karas

Stating the obvious, but if you do, keep an eye out for the ones that have already qualified. Their recent record would be strong but they may field a weakened team due to no risk of elimination. Plenty of value to be had in final group games if you wait for team news.

Why the **** do we keep aiming all our free kicks towards Williamson? they never come to nothing and most of the time he just gives away a foul! It's so annoying.....just get it in the box!!

I live in Norwich so I get to see and hear a lot about them in the media. As much as I love Hughton,this current Norwich side are no where near as strong as they were under Lambert. They've played some nice football at times so far this season but I think we really should be picking up a convincing win to match a good performance. 3-1 win. (Cisse 2,Ben Arfa)

He never gets loads right. So if he has done well already he's bound to get a few wrong. Predicted an Everton win which will most likely be wrong = Draw or win for us. Will show my working for an extra mark. (Lawro's shockingly bad prediction ability) + (Incredible stroke of luck in getting a few correct) / Bound to be wrong sooner or later = Everton prediction will fail in epic fashion. LOLROMATICS.