Scotty66

For your sake I hope we don't sign Lady Gaga!

Heard this too. Apparently he found out Fernandes was "a really nice guy" after playing him at FIFA. Sounds like a total nutjob tbh.

Arry on SSN reckons it will be announced later today.

He looks far too much like a budgie imho.

Did he actually arrive in Newcastle or did he fly straight to London. The pictures on SSN of him getting off the plane,I can't make out where it is.

These cunts signed this cunt yet?

David Craig just said on SSN that Remy now has a decision to make under "footballing grounds". My understanding is that means either us or QPR from how David Craig said it.

Sky sports said he was due to arrive in Newcastle today

100% correct. Quite funny reading that argie report and knowing that some of their fans must be taking it as what's really happening. Also it's nice to see how the report commentated on his excellent performance

No offence, but are you daft? You think I believe it?! Just wanted to post in here for the lulz

From Wikipedia - He scored the only goal of the game in a 1-0 victory over AS Nancy on 2 May 2012, their first Ligue 1 victory since 29 January, a run that spanned 14 games. On 13 January 2013, Remy's teammate Joey Barton suggested that Loic was heading to Newcastle United. The fee was said to be £8.3 million and he was to sign a deal said to be worth 40 million subject to a medical. [47]

Triffic player. Triffic news. Just pure trifftastic trifficness.

genius

Heard this Also the co-commentator was a right moody,moaning bastard.

The love of my life.

Considering we've conceded the most headers this season Holt not playing is a god send

What a complete fucking dickwad. This is no transfer request anyway!

Love the rollercoaster ride this thread is turning out to be. Just hope it has a happy ending! Also can anyone tell me roughly what page the photo of Ben Arfa at the airport is on? Got a feeling that it would be a good read, starting a few pages beforehand.

Did he just say the players tried as hard as they possibly could???

Manager of the year :cheesy:

Jeremy Goss

All Police at the scene to soon be found with no arms,legs or head.

Gullit and Owen on the same sofa

Commentary team said he had been taken to hospital for scans. They also mentioned a suspected break

Assistant commentator is a complete prick with a massive chip on his shoulder.