Scotty66

to ensure this Club - your Club - retains its Premier League status.

"Absolutely focused" (but we have tried to bring in a new manager)

ffs man

You can guarantee about £60/£70 across both offers Dinho if you didn't want to try and win big.

Even his wife turned us down?

I honestly believe that if he stays in charge and somehow manages to get a win,he will see himself as the "man who saved Newcastle from relegation",he will then constantly refer to this and look at himself as a hero who deserves the keys to the city.

That floated ball to Willo is absolutely unbelievable. Doing it under Pardew was bad enough,but to take over as manager and continue with that routine is just plain weird. Does he not see how ineffective it is? Is there not some kind of stat man to prove how ineffective it is? Not just that but mixing it up now and then just may catch the opposition out because they expect us to do it everytime. At best it will create a 50/50 chance as Willo isn't even instructed to head at goal. Even a Sunday league manager could counteract it.It's really that bad. At least he's now forced into stopping it. /Rantover.

B365 offer back for BOTH Champions league semi finals this week

Hope someone phoned him using that app that changes your caller name. You can phone him and on his phone it will show "Remi Garde". Bet the cunt wouldn't answer.

Carver saying how he knew that they had a physical presence,and as Murphy pointed out we played so narrow allowing them space down the flanks to get crosses in. Amateur stuff.

Only thing I noticed in that video was how fucking moody the players looked

Like someone else has said,I used to detest Sherwood,would have been mortified if he had been given the job here. However he's fast becoming likeable,he's so fucking confident,and can back it up with his recent results. If he sticks to his attacking football blueprint I think he's in for a successful career as a manager. Wish him well tbh.

Can't see Ashley sacking a man that makes him money tbh.

Maybe you should learn to read John.

One things for sure...Perez will absolutely smash it in the Championship.

Thank god Karen didn't go to this game. She might decide she hates him again.

Didn't even look at Carver. They fucking hate him.

Left coz your s*** they were singing

From what I've read Mourinho turned it down as he didn't want to be an assistant. Bobby promised him he could take the head coach job after a year or two but Mourinho wanted to do things completely on his own.

Jose Mourinho declining Bobby's offer to be his assistant in 2000. Bobby would have eventually handed over the reigns and the rest as they say......

I'm working tomorrow. Gonna be the first time I've enjoyed a Saturday for ages.

So many good managers out there at the minute that are not impossible to bring here. Can't wait until we ignore all of them and give it to John "deserves a second chance" Carver.

Someone just won 500k from a 20p spin on a Betfair Arcade slot on another forum I'm on ffs! What a feeling that must be.

Will be interesting to see what happens when he meets the other lads. One of them on twitter iirc so hopefully he'll tell all.

Germany v Germany at pens. This could go on untill Friday.