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Well… most of our players don't deliver what you expect players in the Premier League to deliver, so I'd pat him on the back and give him a bag of crisps.

This guy had no clue what he signed up for Looked quite confused on the bench.

I've been walking around at the office all morning talking to different people, telling them "Palace lost – AGAIN!"

Can't wait to use him on Ultimate Team Welcome, Doumbia!

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Love this one

Elliot's been quite good, to be fair to him. A lot better than expected. Thank God.

Ramires to China? What on earth is going on?!

Trashing an outdoor restaurant, pushing and punching the guy serving the place.

Dunno if that says more about the Dutch league than the wages in English football.

He just copied Rooney's penalty

Love that one liner. Rest in peace, Cliffy!

Welcome to the party, Jonjo. Take a seat. Fasten your seatbelt. I'm optimistic. Think he'll be a positive addition

I guess you're right. I'm used to life on a small island in Norway

Soundtrack of my 6 months living in Newcastle. Sirens all day, every day. Welcome to Newcastle, Saivet!

Now that is how you start a Friday.

Of course. Pardew is a liar. I'm just saying I'd overrule him till the moon and back

I like Obertan, but wasn't he the only player Pardew was responsible for bringing to the club? I mean, come on. You can't trust a man after something like that. I'd overrule the shit out of Pardew too if I had the chance.

Yeah, let's not make a move.

Bigirimana is not a bad player, to be fair to him.

LOL. That said, I think Chelsea should just sell him. It's not like he's going to get more minutes for them next season.

RIP Pavel